sticker

Sticker/ 20/ KKT/ i wanna contribute to the chaos

[ianbrwn-deactivated20170211]

“Psycho? It doesn’t seem that serious to me.”

[fcksticker]

“Uh I-I’d think every death threat should be taken seriously.. I mean, if he can fuck with our phone I don’t know what else he’d want to do.”

[dakotc-blog]

“I said if. No one is dying. It’s all just a joke. Hang in there, big guy. Chill out a little. And Asher,” She said with a shake of her head and a laugh, “Is an idiot. I’ll give the guy his fleshlight if we get face to face. I would like to meet the dude though. This whole thing is pretty funny.”

[fcksticker]

“That’s a little sick to want to meet him, don’t you think, Georgie?”

[bentleyj]

“I don’t need your help to be cool. I was cool before you.”

[fcksticker]

“Just let me think I’m using my ugly socially awkward nerd-ness for good, okay? Let me have that.”

[ianbrwn-deactivated20170211]

“I’m just saying, whoever took my laptop has a world of pain coming to them. All of the songs I’ve been working on are on there.”

[fcksticker]

“I-I don’t know who took your laptop, but I don’t think you’d have much using it.. that psycho is messing with the signals up here...”

[audrey-prum-deactivated20160214]

“When I was invited I just thought I’d be able to escape work stress…now I have to deal with the stress of this.”

[fcksticker]

“I’d say call in sick to your boss, but our phones are down.”

[dakotc-blog]

“Lips zipped. I won’t tell a soul. It’s not a bad thing anyway, Stick. Like I said, if this were a horror movie you’d be the one to survive. The rest of us would, you know,” she made a cut neck movement with her hand.

[fcksticker]

“Ugh don’t say that. I don’t want to think about finding any heads in Cabin C.. Just... I don’t know. Asher said this guy just got tired of jacking off or something. Offer him a fleshlight if he tries to kill you.”

[bentleyj]

“You’re such a dork, Sticker.”

[fcksticker]

“That’s what makes all of you guys look cooler. I take one for the team with my dork.”

[dakotc-blog]

“Oh! Oh no. Wait, no, I’m sorry. Was that a secret, or? Shit, sorry, I’m just assuming.”

[fcksticker]

“Aw, fuck, Georgie! Ugh just... don’t tell anyone. I already get shit enough from everyone..”

[ofaugusts]

“If there was a killer, was, then I don’t think the bat would be very effective. Don’t they carry like chainsaws and shit like that?”

[fcksticker]

“I-I don’t know! I’ve never been a serial killer before! God.. should we also get a chainsaw..?”

[feechamberlain]

‘’Its just some twisted prank. Someone is probably wanting a reaction out of us– - lets not go giving it to them.’’

[fcksticker]

“Does pissing my pants count as a reaction?”

[bentleyj]

“I’ll try my best. I could really use a new coffee table. My bedside table is getting pretty bored alone.”

[fcksticker]

“Well I'll make sure it macthes. Your bedside table and my coffee table could begin quite the love affair. They’ll have a little cabinet baby.”

[audrey-prum-deactivated20160214]

“I can relate to that, this is just how I wanted to spend my vacation…being threatened by psychopaths.”

[fcksticker]

“I wanted to go somewhere with wifi, but my brothers just had to come here.. I want to go home. Geeze, I want my mom.”

[ofaugusts]

“I’m… where the fuck did you get a fleshlight? The fuck you need a baseball bat for? For the spiders? C’mon Stick, it’s called a shoe. Y’know, the shit you’re wearing on your foot? It’s a very effective insect killer.”

[fcksticker]

“That’s... besides the point! Uh, I need a baseball bat to fight off the fucking killer!”

[bentleyj]

“It’s a prank and I mean it. That’s a lot of people dying. Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.” 

[fcksticker]

“If you make sure this person doesn’t hurt me, then I’ll do your homework... well, I already kind of do that for everyone, but I’ll make you... a really nice coffee table...?”

[dakotc-blog]

“No no no, Sticker, you’ve got it all wrong. The virigin usually lives until the end. If this were a horror movie I’d say that you have the best chance of surviving in out cabin.”

[fcksticker]

“W-What makes you think I’m a virgin? Did Asher say something?!”

[ofaugusts]

“Ah, yeah that. Don’t tell me that shit freaked you out? It’s probably just some fucker who got tired of jerking off all the time so he decided to do something else for a change. But yeah, I saw three fat ones running around outside.”

[fcksticker]

“Duh it freaked me out!... Do you think if I give this guy a fleshlight then he won’t murder me?.... Aw why’d you have to tell me that, Ash! Now I’ll have to sleep with a baseball bat, fleshlight, and cockroach repellent.”

[bentleyj]

“You are an idiot so that’s why you did all of that stuff. Also you can’t handle your liquor. It’s just a prank. Calm the fuck down, Stick.” 

[fcksticker]

“You say it’s a prank and then someone dies. You know who dies first in movies?? People like me who get drunk and jump off roofs.”