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@fcku-eleanor
I’ll be sure to do that. Does she now? Well I have been teaching her the ways of Beyonce but really she’s a natural dancer all on her own. If only I could have even just half as much booty work as her.
STOP DOING THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEYONCE OF THE HOUSEHOLD AND I THOUGHT BACON WOULD BE NO COMPETITION BUT SHE HAS A LOT OF SWAG IN HER STEP.
Oh my gosh- you have a pig?! That’s so cool! I’m totally jealous of you right now. She sounds like a pretty chill pig, too. How’d you manage to get one?
Yeah, just a little teacup pig so she doesn't get scary huge and destroy my house, though. Hey, you're welcome to visit her anytime. She's shockingly a people person... I had to go to this farm up north but it was totally worth it. I hated living all by myself.
As much as I want to, no. Maybe before the reception, though. I just wanna get through the vows without stumbling over every other fucking word. I never get nervous, I don’t know what my problem is. Whole reason we did black and white; black makes everyone look fucking great.
Okay, I'll have one tucked away between my boobs in case of emergencies, though. My job as bridesmaid is to be ready for whatever...I think. Yes you know what your fucking problem is, you're getting married! Don't pull this "gee idk why i have butterflies all of a sudden" when you're about to go through with one of the biggest moments of your entire life! I mean- no pressure? Wow I fucking suck why are you my friend? Yeah I've been also listening to Beyonce and walking around my apartment like I am her so this is going to be a fun night. Fair warning - I might be that drunk girl at the reception and I already give negative fucks.
Bacon?
That would be the sick name I gave my peg teacup pig. She's been bouncing around to remixes in my room while I put on makeup for like half an hour.
There’s a remix? Why have I not heard of this before. Is Bacon twerking like no tomorrow?
Just search Spongebob Trap Remix on Youtube and you'll find what I've been jamming to while getting ready for the wedding. Shockingly, Bacon has better dance moves than me. Have you been teaching her behind my back?
The joint would’ve been a good idea.
Want me to bring you one to calm the nerves? I'm almost done trying to look presentable for your big day. This dress makes me feel fucking fabulous.
This Spongebob Theme Song Remix and joint have me hyped. Bacon loves it, too.
Assistants are great they run out and get food for you so you aren’t tempted. hahah
I need to get one of those... I'm an artist working on an exhibit in the city so I've just been cooped up in a studio there all by myself. Maybe an assistant isn't a bad idea.
OH MY GOD DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT THE CONVERSE STORE. I WANT ALL OF THE COLORS. IT’S MY GOAL IN LIFE.
DO YOU WANNA COLLECT TOGETHER? I ALREADY HAVE WHITE HI-TOPS, BLACK LO-TOPS (OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED), BLACK AND WHITE LO-TOPS, RED HI-TOPS, AND GREEN HI-TOPS. OH AND BABY BLUE HI-TOPS. IT'S BADDDD.
It gives you a lot of perspective on the world as a whole. You tend to get yourself into sticky situations.
Hey, I don't always get myself into.... Okay maybe I need someone to just spray water at me or something when I'm about to waste all of my money on ANOTHER pair of skinny jeans.
Especially because there are shoe stores. Everywhere.
I BOUGHT SO MANY PAIRS OF CONVERSE IT'S DISTURBING.
Do you just shop on your breaks?
Unfortunately. I'll be grabbing lunch and end up with three bags of shit I don't need and....no lunch.
Try being a musician living in the city.
Oh god, that must be the best torture ever. I'd be living on the street in a second.
I swear to god working in the city is like watching your money get sucked into a vortex. It's way too easy to go broke there.
@mrkade: @eleanwhore what'cha celebrating, El?
@eleanwhore: @mrkade my first art exhibit in NYC sold out. it's tomorrow night. :))))))))))))
@eleanwhore: who knew that even celebratory wine can get u drunk heyooooooo
