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@fckyeahmantits
Okay people currently taking applications for someone to be my gym buddy except you don’t go to the gym with me I just pick you up after I’m done while blasting gwar and we go sit in a mcdonalds parking lot and i buy like 100 cheeseburgers and 50 nuggets you eat all the cheeseburgers and nuggets because i bought them for you
love it when people post pics of themselves in tight clothing like "this sweater barely covers my gut" and "this speedo doesn't even go over my fatpad" like damn bro that sucks. do you want me to make this problem worse for you
When. When the. When. When. WHEN.
“boobies 🤤 “ okay bitch how about belly. howabout his gut. let me take a bite
All these feedists into size difference relationships but are they truly prepared for the difference in thermostat and A/C preferences
Ok true but i have a solution, we blast the ac and i will get heat from using your large warm body as a blanket
Yeah
400+ lb men and women really are a weakness to me 🥵 like omg imagine the contrast of my tiny 120lb frame next to a huge, meaty, stuffed bear 🥵
i can just imagine the largest, fattest man whimpering under me, begging for more even though he’s already eaten so much 🥵 his voice high and desperate as he just begs “please, please, i need more” 🥵 fuckkkkkk that is a hot mental imagine lol sorry for the horny posting but i figured i’d share my thoughts
I want you too fat and stuffed to stand up without my help 🥵
ok i’m done i think i’ll chill
This 🥵
Slay
The advantages of having a fat boyfriend:
1. His fat face is the cutest and is extremely kissable, so you should take advantage of that. 2. His belly is the perfect resting pillow for your head, and I believe it evolved exactly for that purpose. 3. If he was a fatty throughout his teen years than he most likely had to develop a nice personality because he wasn’t “popular”. 4. With all the hours that he doesn’t spend trying to look thin he probably has so many hidden talents that would blow your mind. 5. If he is nerd than you are one lucky son of a bitch. 6. His chubby body is a cuddler’s heaven… and as we all know, fatties do it better. 7. Moobs … need I say more? 8. He probably has a great sense of humour about himself and his body, especially if he was a gainer. 9. Easy to handle: i. You wanna reward him => food ii. You wanna make up with him => food iii. You wanna apologize to him => food iv. You wanna show him that you love him => food 10. He probably emits a lot of heat, so in the winter his body is like a customized heated squishy sexy pillow that will keep you warm. 11. If you never got over your childhood, your boyfriend’s body can serve as a human sized soft teddy bear that can actually talk, if he’s hairy it’s a plus. 12. If you’re a handsy person, your boyfriend will provide you with a various assortment of places that you can fondle, with different thickness, softness and levels of accessibility. 13. He would never ask you to lose weight or join a gym, but you should do it anyway if he was into that. 14. He is easier to find in a crowd. 15. He is almost impossible to kidnap. 16. He can’t run very far from you… but let’s hope it never comes down to that.
All accurate 🥰
Yeah been knew this so where is he already
oh my god i've been thinking about that one meme that was going around twitter of the guy who was trying to put on pants but his front and butt was too fat to fit in them? I've been thinking about that photo with Ronnie
Looks like those jeans are way past retirement...
submissive, soft fat boys are just top tier. Like yes, let me grab you by your fat bulging lovehandles as I pull you close and lift your shirt. Gasp and hold your breath as my hands slip onto your plump sides and then make their way lower. You don't know where to put yourself when I wobble your gut and squeeze your flabby fatpad? Clutch my hair and beg me for more as I dig my fingers deeper into your fat, be the most pathetic whiny fat boy for me and then maybe I'll give you what you want
something so precious about a sweet boy not being able to suck in their belly anymore. they’re just too stuffed after a big meal, sated and happy but a little embarrassed about how much their tummy sticks out, how heavy it rests in their lap.
and if you tease them, poking an accusatory finger into their pudgy stomach, they can try valiantly to suck it in and feign innocence, but the fat little mound of their belly barely budges, they’re just too full to hide how big their appetite is and how chubby they’re getting because of it.
Too fat to ...
He’s on top, tiring quickly, as his thrusts become more laboured. His eyes reveal that he won’t make it, but the desire still surges stronly through him as his hips begin to slow. You know he can’t hold himself above you much longer. His weight is pleasurably suffocating you. You couldn’t escape, even if you tried. You wrap your arms around him for purchase, to help him out, but it’s no use. He’s grown too big, too heavy, too fat. And he’s bigger than ever before. You bite your lip in ecstasy, trying to hold on, trying not to erupt too soon. His appetite has finally got the better of him. He’s now succumbed fully to your charms. But it’s the first time he’s completely failed to finish like this. You always knew this day would come - the way he ate. And as you delight at a new milestone reached, he grinds to a standstill above you, his full weight now crushing you, as his fattened body slows to a stop. You kiss him sweetly on the cheek, “It’s okay, it’s okay,” you whisper reassuringly in his ear as you stroke his hair. “Don’t worry about it, just roll over for me and I’ll take things from here.” Once freed, you straddle him. It shocks you how wide your thighs now have to part to contain him, when you remember how slim he was when he first met you. After pushing his belly upwards and lowering yourself onto him, you begin to rock your hips gently, feeling your gyrations echoed by his girth. You reach for the full pack of cookies you’ve kept religiously by the bedside for weeks and open it. You take the first and hover it temptingly by his mouth. You quicken your thrusts by way of temptation, as your other hand claws wildly at his softened chest. Unable to resist you, he takes a voracious bite of the fattening treat in your hand. He’s such a glutton. He’s never full, never satisfied, never fat enough, and always wanting more. You smile sweetly, but you can’t resist your darker thoughts. “Well at least you’re still good for something!” you giggle disdainfully, as you move your free hand lower to slap his generously plump belly until it glows. His fattened cheeks flush a deep, dark chrimson. It’s so sweet when he gets embarrassed like this. He knows that you love it, and so does he. But what he doesn’t yet know is that - if you can contain yourself right now - he won’t be allowed his big finish tonight, unless all his cookies are finished too.
Extremely real and true
