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EYEBROWS FURROW – chest heaving. It’s unlike Greg’s youngest to be so uncomposed ;; but he’s fuming. About what, exactly, is unclear, but it’s directed towards his father at the moment.

“you got here somehow. LEAVE.”

“You’re right. I got here somehow. That was a one way journey.”

He’s no intention of moving. None. Not until he’s got answers. His son’s in a mood and Greg needs to know what’s got him ticking.He needs to solve the puzzle.

“I’m not going anywhere, so you may as well tell me what’s wrong.”

#v; JUST LIKE HIS DAD {au}#beedork

beedork:

“GET OUT.”

@fcrthright !!

“Would if I could, but I can’t. Don’t have my cane.”

#house no #beedork

There’s a prENTISS FOLLOWING ME I AM SCREAMIN

#ooc #also kinda wanna bring back my reid blog :|

trcshymemes

GTA V SENTENCE MEME PART ONE.

I’ve got respect for reality.

I’m protecting you, from yourself.

Are we gonna stop for ice cream?

Your hostility is depressing, ( name ).

You make me want a lobotomy!

Anyone seen my pogo stick?

You should be a meme, dude.

You’re a genetic experiment gone wrong.

Look, I love you, ( name ), but you’re an asshole.

I guess I never saw myself as just a fuckin’ pest

Fuck you! Fuck you, ( name )! Say it again!

I’m drunk, but shit I’m not getting drunker.

I’m rich, I’m miserable - I’m pretty average for this town.

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

I’m wondering where my life went wrong.

You’re sorry? You’re fucking sorry? I just spilled my fucking guts out to you and you say to me you’re sorry.

Am I meant to find a job, or is a job meant to find me?

How do you write a resume when you haven’t done anything?

You’ve burned every one you’ve ever known.

Trees can talk, but only some people can hear them. That’s a fact.

Tress talk, but they aren’t very interesting.

I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap?

You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren’t even fucking dead.

I’ll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Bounce? We’re bouncing now? Is that what we’re doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

You can jerk me off if I get bored. I’m kidding! You can suck me off.

What a gentleman. And, for once, I’m not being sarcastic.

…I think I’m becoming immune to boobies.

I’ve got nothing against you apart from the obvious hygiene issues.

You’re so original, like a basket full of puppies or a rainbow or a pile of puke.

…You are what hipsters aspire to be. You, ( name ), are the proto-hipster.

This is a serious offer! Work for me, you’ll have everything you’ve ever wanted.

All I’ve ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you’re slowly disemboweled.

You’re like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

Go fuck yourself. Are you some kind of pure, morally justifiable asshole? What, because you’re… you’re totally psychotic, somehow it’s okay?

It seem like all I do is let people tell me what to do and I do it and nothing changes.

If you can’t trust a hooker to hold you through the night, who can you trust, eh?

Remember to turn off your cell phone, and please don’t masturbate

Unless I can get a degree in being a reality tv star, I’m not interested.

The only way I’m content and competent is with a gun in my hand or a price on my head.

Look, I made a judgement call. I don’t know if it was the right one. I did what I thought I had to do.

You wake up one day and your legs, they just give… and you just can’t run anymore.

Maybe I’m here because I’m just an idiot, who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you’re doing on this earth.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of ‘em.

You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.

Are you absolutely completely one hundred percent sure you don’t want to watch me gaming?

Even on the way over here I think I killed someone, and you know what? I don’t even care.

You know, I’ve been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Surviving is winning, ( name ), everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.

You are either drunk, or you’re staring miserably at the clouds, or you’re out there doing God only knows what.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t agree with what you’re saying. You’re talking bullshit and you’re trying to wind me up. But I’m very, very angry and I want this conversation to stop right away.

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shit, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I should’ve been a surgeon. That’s what I should’ve been…

#[ meme ]

trcshymemes

GTA V SENTENCE MEME PART TWO.

Part one here.

You whine too much.

What a shit show.

It’s a lonely road, ain’t it?

I was just lost in an eighties movie fantasy.

Back from the dead, motherfucker!

I’m leaving before you take advantage.

It sounds shady. I don’t like it.

Were you ever a human being?

ENOUGH! Okay? E-fucking-nough!

I always thought I was the good guy.

That isn’t who I am…today.

The cops are here. Sucks for them.

Did someone say yoga?

Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

I’d rather talk about my penis.

Well that’s one way of looking at things.

You look like an idiot in that uniform.

Oh by the way, that’s entirely YOUR fault.

Bring me my coffee or I’m gonna cut your arm off.

Hello, my deeply flawed but almost lovable husband / wife.

Hey, ( name ). I’m calling to tell you…I’m getting married.

Come back! We’ll order pizza.

Fuck you! Fuck your pizza! Fuck everything it stands for!

You could always try shutting up, see how that feels?

I can’t believe I’m getting smart-talked by a fucking dog.

Banging married women’s a hobby, not a fucking profession.

I heard lots of banging and screaming, but not the nice kind.

So, pal, what’s the source of conflict this time?

Jesus, your therapist has a lot to answer for.

You are alone, you pathetic psychopath!

You wouldn’t know fun if it sat on your face.

Constantly… my whole life. Chase things. Get them. Hate them.

Our entire lives together have been nothing but a series of fans and shits.

You know what, ( name )? You a real easy dude to identify with man, “poor me, poor me!” Man, pour me a drink!

We met at the bar last night. You don’t even remember? We had sex in the car.

Question my questions again, I’ll slit your throat and let you gurgle the answers.

Hey, hey, hey. How about this? I’ll tell you a story if you promise never to speak again.

Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It’s called capitalism.

Surely not spending money on a bunch of liberal arts degrees has got to count for something.

I’d just consider yourself extremely lucky your heart is still beating and not being stomped under my foot right now.

Boy, you work hard for your living. Boil it all down for me, how much you think you make per senseless killing? A couple nickels?

You know, you’re a resourceful guy / girl getting past those trained killers. I need someone like you in my organization.

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it’s gonna be fun.

I am diversification personified…or personification diversified as a therapist once said.

You’re, like, finally using your powers of selfishness and rage for, like, good. Not an objective, universal good, but a subjective, what’s-in-my-best-interest kind of good.

And when I was growing up, we had nine planets. Now it’s eight. Where did the other one go? I mean, that is some shit! When you can be the government, you can make a planet disappear. Where did they put it? And who’s living there?

#[ meme ]#one of my faves

absoluterpmemetrash

Daughter Of Smoke and Bone Sentence Meme {1/2}

“You don’t know everything.”

“Hope has power. Don’t waste it on foolish things.”

“I’ve always imagined that one day the path of your life would unroll at your feet and carry you away from us.”

“But he is pretty. God, I hope he’s not an asshole. Do you think there’s any chance he’s both non-orifice and single?”

“Take up a weapon and you become an instrument with as pure a purpose as the weapon itself: to find arteries and open them, limbs and sever them; to take what is alive and deliver it unto death.”

“How could life be so unrelentingly ugly?”

“I swear I hate more people every day. Everyone annoys me. If I’m like this now, what am I going to be like when I’m old?”

“I don’t know many rules to live by, but here’s one. It’s simple. Don’t put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles—drug or tattoo—and… no inessential penises either.”

“Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world.”

“Oh, hell. Must. Mate. Immediately.”

“Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic.”

“Beauty. Humans are fools for it. As helpless as moths who hurl themselves at fire.”

“Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Harmony.”

“I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday and I will be free.”

“To stay true in the face of evil is a feat of strength.”

“It is a condition of monsters that they do not perceive themselves as such.”

“As long as you’re alive, there’s always a chance things will get better.”

“Are you saying you don’t love me? Because I love you. I think. Oh. No. Never mind. That’s fear.”

“You are filthy with your victory. Enjoy it, for you will never know another.”

"Your heart is not wrong. Your heart is your strength.”

“It is grotesque to imagine that killing and mutilation and terror could ever deliver to us a life worth living. They will bring what they always have:more killing, more mutilation, more terror.”

“I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.”

“There is an intimacy in pain.”

“Anyone who would wear all white like that clearly had issues.”

“You are not his. You are not mine. You are your own.”

“It was brave. It was rare. It was love, and it was beautiful.“

"Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age will you be entertaining offers of marriage?”

“Dead souls dream only of death.”

“Life is your master, or death is.”

“A dream dirty and bruised is better than no dream at all.”

“Why do you have to notice everything?”

“Is my life really worth so little to you?”

“Try to remember, always try to remember, you’re not the only one with troubles.”

“You can’t know what you will do.”

“Killed anything fun lately?”

“Well, that’s brave, I mean, to say that to the girl with the gun against your eyeball.”

“You piss off a hunter, you’re gonna live like prey.”

“You really think joy is easier to come by than pain?”

“Are you sorry for falling in love?”

“I have some feelings. Just not stupid ones, like remorse. Or love.”

“Do you want to know something? It’s a relief to finally understand what happened to you.”

“Lesson:Do not bring presents back from strange places.”

“I think I would always find you, no matter how you were hidden.”

“I almost never like people, even in tiny doses. But I never get tired of being with you.”

“You need to care for yourself. Or let others care for you.”

“No pain for you. Only pleasure.”

“What am I for but killing?”

“Do you think I like knowing that you’re locked in here alone, suffering?”

“I was in love with you. And to see you with… him, like that. You drove me a little mad.”

“I’ll lie down and die with you, do you hear me?”

“You make beautiful bruises.”

“Do you know what I have lost because of you?”

“I think that you are our most valuable asset. And I think that you need to let me protect you.”

“Tell me, I want to know the looks on their faces. I want to hear how they screamed.”

“Come sleep. The devils will still be there in the morning.”

“It’s good to have someone around to save your life.”

“You shame yourself taking pride in today’s work.”

“Yes, because nothing instills fear quite like bragging how many times your sister has saved your life.”

“It’s a blessing to die at the hand of someone beautiful.”

“You’re safe because you would gut him with your bare hands if he ever tried to touch you.”

“I think I have a right to know what my pain is paying for.”

“Do you talk to the monsters before you kill them?”

“There are no marks for mercy.”

“Mercy breeds mercy as slaughter breeds slaughter. We can’t expect the world to be better than we make it.”

“You know, in a story, it’s the details like that that make it seem real.”

“Hold him. I’m feeling inspired.”

“In war, some luxuries must be put aside.”

“We’ve come to the godforsaken navel of nowhere and you don’t even want us here.”

“Try not to look delicious, okay?”

“Oh, and don’t trip over the body on the floor.”

“That is never going to happen. You understand that, right? Never.”

“I think you neutralized our capacity for surprise.”

“I have been punished enough. I have come home at last.”

“You who know what it is to be broken, you will pity me.”

“I’m only not freaked out by that because you haven’t been out of my sight since we got here.”

“Well, we should at least have a code word then, to determine whether the other one is an impostor. In case, you know, a monster steals my body in the five minutes I’m peeing.”

“Our impostor code word should be impostor?”

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