Pick Up Lines - Christmas Edition
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
Shouldnât you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
Wanna meet Santaâs little helper?
What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Screw the nice list, Iâve got you on my ânice and naughty list!
Thatâs not a candy cane in my pocket. Iâm just glad to see you!
My best toys run on batteries
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
I know its not Christmas, but Santaâs lap is always ready.
Santaâs lap isnât the only place wishes come true.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Interested in seeing the âNorth Poleâ?
If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
I must be a snowflake, because Iâve fallen for you.