The Comedian

[gucciboooty]

[versacethotty]

birds getting ready to perform a 2 hour set outside of your window at 5 in the morning during the first days of spring

[weakmoves]

[corporatebigwig]

HATE

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

This is so fucking funny every time

[mxnrique]

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

[lindsaychrist]

me getting up from my bed at 3 am to go eat shredded cheese out of the bag

[alexander]

Gays on their way to get iced coffee in the morning

[thrussy]

[paularekiyah]

My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup.

[canc3rb0y]

me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell

[basturmated]

[ottermatopoeia]

[xxziggystardust]

[yeezy-nation]

[totalariana]

[bandtshirt]

me acting surprised when someone sends me pics like i didn’t stalk their entire online existence the moment we started talking

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaoooooo

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

“Woooooowwwww”

[democraticsenator]

“COME GET ME” 😂😂😂

[marqweabyss]

“I ain’t even do nothing.”

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[filthyhetero2]

[mce1201]

Ru backstage spraying Raid over Asia’s butterfly cages