AT&T Employee A: Hey you see that girl over there
AT&T Employee B: that one? *points at girl with Taylor Swift t-shirt*
AT&T Employee A: YES that one, she's the one Taylor Nation told us about!
AT&T Employee B: But didnt that girl meet Taylor Swift?
AT&T Employee A: It doesnt matter AT&T said we need to give her the "thing"!
AT&T Employee B: Alright but I dont feel right about this - giving the "thing" to an overprivileged swiftie!
AT&T Employee A: Who cares whether she met Taylor Swift or been to her shows before? Taylor Nation told us to give that girl the "thing"!
AT&T Employee B: Why cant we give the "thing" to a swiftie who has never experienced anything an overprivileged swiftie has experienced? It seems the right thing to do!
AT&T Employee A: Taylor Nation told us to give that girl the "thing" alright? NOW follow me!
AT&T EMPLOYEES BOTH APPROACH GIRL IN TAYLOR SWIFT T-SHIRT
AT&T Employee A: Excuse us miss but are you (insert Twitter|Tumblr name here)?
AT&T Employee A: Congratulations on behalf of Taylor Nation & AT&T you were chosen to attend the Taylor Swift Saturday Pre-Super Bowl Show on February 4TH at the AT&T Stadium in Houston for FREE!
GIRL: OMG THANKS SO MUCH I CANT WAIT TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE 7TH TIME EVER! Hopefully I'll get to meet her again for the 3TD time!
AT&T Employee A: *whispers to AT&T Employee B* give her the "thing"!
AT&T Employee B: *reluctantly hands the girl a box containing the concert passes among other Taylor Swift swag* CONGRATS *while frowning*
BOTH AT&T EMPLOYEES LEAVE GIRL
AT&T Employee A: Dont you feel great about wjat we just did?
AT&T Employee B: *gives AT&T Employee A a glare* NO