Crap I Like

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[magicaldeductions-deactivated20]

[sexdaddy42069-deactivated201603]

My kind of comedy

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

[wienerlicious]

[horanhaze]

[joammanewsom]

best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.

[the-amazing-bambi-man]

[fartinbumberbatch]

#this got better

[timelordcurse]

[astorywaitingtobewritten]

[chevalierene]

[hashtag-genius-deactivated20171]

This post…

[blowmymbackout]

[chamberlain]

Visit Original Link

Chambaland - “Out of the Pride Lands” (Taylor Swift vs. The Lion King)

[powerwank]

the sun has come out

[powerwank]

the sun is gay

[powerwank]

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

[sleep-eat-fangjrl]

This is so accurate.

[narwhalgiggles]

#NOPENOPENOPE

[imaybeobsessed94]

Don’t know if this has been done before but I couldn’t resist :D

[kitmarlowe]

[frontbottom-s-blog]

When you’re finally off your period

[vanity-not-love-deactivated2018]

I’ll admit, I couldn’t stop laughing while making this…

[doctorhbu]

[butterflyinthewell]

(X) 

[agentdunhamsarchive]

What and you’re in charge?

[thesharpistlives-deactivated201]

[not-all-cannibals]

Because let’s face it: Cas would have no idea what a blowjob is.

{{hastily drawn by me in adobe photoshop elements}}

[mist-terry]

But remember the Pizzaman is his teacher.