London B Leimer

[atmosis-archive]

what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

somebody write this novel right now

[itsajensenthing-archive-deactiv]

I volunteer John Green

[rollmelykeabluntcuziwannagohome]

Don’t volunteer John Green, he will kill the soul mate.

[winterhayyle-blog1]

just comparing them. 

[goodenoughforjazz]

they are still zack and cody

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[strawberrydaydreams]

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

[shadowrawrs-blog]

And then they give you a reason and its like

[conventionalvampire]

That bird looks like a fucking llama

[thearmada4231]

[tyleroakley]

FUCK.

[funhomes]

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

[braveheart-the-lion]

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

[jane-af]

this is the most important post 

[geekishchic]

$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out

[theclaravoyant]

charity idea?

[geekishchic]

not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try

#someone kickstart that shit

[feastonthismofo]

"MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!?!"

[jvkeryvn]

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

[feastonthismofo]

[biwankadelrio-blog]

Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to bullying.

[wallflower-be-damned]

Reblog if you care.

If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.

      this won’t ruin your blog, it just shows you have some compassion.

[communism13]

there was literally a girl in english who had fake nerd glasses who painted them pink with paint i hate my entire school

[feastonthismofo]

Ha There's a girl at my school who dresses like a momma kangaroo every day and she asks people if they wanna ride in her pouch and I'm conflicted wether I should call her a hoe or not

[antyup-blog]

Hobbies

I like eat and hanging with my fr…well my fridge

[feastonthismofo]

Yeah after school we're gonna go to the club well the club sandwich

[feastonthismofo]

OmFg MY SCHOOLS POWER JUST WENT OUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS SO DARK AND ONE DUDE IS JUST LIKE "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY SINGLE FILE OUT THE WINDOW" WE HAVE A FIVE STORY SCHOOL AND WE ARE ON FLOOR 5

[feastonthismofo]

There are two types of white girls Girl #1: I haven’t eaten for three days ugh food is disgusting I don’t like it Girl #2: My favorite band? Food. favorite color? Food.
 best friends name? Food 
 fandom? Food 
 sport I play? Food 
Favorite food? Food
 Oh my food broke I shall put it back together with some food 
 You know what really grinds my gears, not food Life < food There is no in between

[ronaldo1ro]

[loverofbeauty]

autumn leave

[wirspringen]

moisturize me

[lacey-nipple-twister-deactivate]

an example of the two halves of tumblr

[elemeno-pee]

AUTUMN, LEAVE. FOR FUCKS SAKE, AUTUMN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

[feastonthismofo]

You mean three

[feastonthismofo]

So I was in history today and my teacher was playing pandora over the speakers and all of a sudden "hot in here" by nelly came on and my teacher started singing really loud and he was like "ITS GETTIN HOT IN HERE" "SO PLease keep your clothes on or else you'll probably get removed from the school and sent to the officeee" and I swear I've never laughed harder

[marshall-leeswag]

asdfghjk <3

[tsunbean]

um yeah