today i ate

it might not be normal, but it counts. fed is fed.

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[sixfeetunderrthestars]

you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere

[honeychildplease-deactivated201]

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

[memoriesfloodbacklikephotograph]

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

[fuckingmultiverse]

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

[enochianknockknockjokes]

I reblogged this so fast guys

[bastlynn]

*CACKLES*

[squeeful]

@ouyangdan

[fedisfed]

one row of strawberry milk chocolate,

three taro mochi, 12.5mg sertraline, 75mg venlafaxine, a sip of water, two thirds of a bag of pork-prawn-chive dumplings (fried and drenched in sesame oil, soy sauce and balsamic vinegar), one orange chocolate oat bar, one cherry-shaped lolly that tasted like potpourri, several large swigs of pulpy orange juice, two mugs of hot water faintly flavoured with yesterday’s teabag

[fedisfed]

12.5mg sertraline

split in half and half again with a blue plastic pill cutter, swallowed down with tea, a pretense at tea, really, given the teabag was on its fourth re-use

but it was warm and there was almost flavor in the water

(it rained today

the pharmacist was young, earnest, Malaysian Chinese- i’m cross-tapering, i told him, and he hunted down the cheapest pill splitter for me. come back if there’s anything wrong with it, he said

my shoes got wet)

also eaten today: 75mg venlafaxine and a sip of tapwater, five palm-sized banana pancakes with strawberry jam, two mugs of hot water with an increasingly faded cardamom-ginger-orange teabag, ten or so garlic crackers with feta and onion dip, one raspberry-white-chocolate oat bar, one genuinely perfect cup of tea