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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
I reblogged this so fast guys
*CACKLES*
@ouyangdan
one row of strawberry milk chocolate,
three taro mochi, 12.5mg sertraline, 75mg venlafaxine, a sip of water, two thirds of a bag of pork-prawn-chive dumplings (fried and drenched in sesame oil, soy sauce and balsamic vinegar), one orange chocolate oat bar, one cherry-shaped lolly that tasted like potpourri, several large swigs of pulpy orange juice, two mugs of hot water faintly flavoured with yesterday’s teabag
12.5mg sertraline
split in half and half again with a blue plastic pill cutter, swallowed down with tea, a pretense at tea, really, given the teabag was on its fourth re-use
but it was warm and there was almost flavor in the water
(it rained today
the pharmacist was young, earnest, Malaysian Chinese- i’m cross-tapering, i told him, and he hunted down the cheapest pill splitter for me. come back if there’s anything wrong with it, he said
my shoes got wet)
also eaten today: 75mg venlafaxine and a sip of tapwater, five palm-sized banana pancakes with strawberry jam, two mugs of hot water with an increasingly faded cardamom-ginger-orange teabag, ten or so garlic crackers with feta and onion dip, one raspberry-white-chocolate oat bar, one genuinely perfect cup of tea