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piyoandpome

From Volume #18

omisonchaaan

maruti-bitamin

cosmic lint roller

coolfrogdude

you may take it. ONCE.

beefcliff

moral: Lived in the soup. Died in the soup. Soup no longer legal to sell as there's a corpse in it. Life goes on , in it is own way . . . send me an ask

natalieironside

Seeing blogs I was mutuals with tagging me in the ray-ban charity event spam post has the exact same energy as when you’re in a horror movie and your buddy who went on that camping trip came back … different.

excarabu

Goldenrod city! This piece is from February, I haven’t been active on tumblr for a while! I’ll be slowly uploading all my latest pieces here but feel free to follow me on twitter and instagram if you want to see my art a bit more often ^^

straightpeoplereceipts

queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.

straightpeoplereceipts

queer housing groups are like:

“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.

we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.

you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.

we are looking for some who

is not mentally ill

is not disabled

will not be seen or heard

does not have friends

will wash dishes for us

you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.

we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)

people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.

*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”

creaturey

i think this is the least appealing local queer housing post i’ve ever personally seen, but a close second was the one with a communal household sex dungeon in the laundry room

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny

butchosprey

Really Excited for Pokemon Legends Arceus!! Absolutely love the starter choices!

geno2925

Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s

nice

geno2925

Oh, and this is the art they did

mario ketchup

kwantsu

kingcheddarxvii

Pete Campbell III: Don, did you see what Arby’s just tweeted at us? We’re getting eaten ALIVE out there, Don!

91 year old Don Draper, head of social media for Wendy’s, eating a pack of cigarettes: what am I even paying you for, Campbell? of course I saw! clap BACK, dammit!!!