straight people receipts

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the mortifying ordeal of being known is actually when someone reblogs your post before you fix the typo

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in this life its top or be topped

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im over jokes about oh all gays listen to hozier and want to live in swamps. we cant reply to texts because we are simply too anxious. women in lakes lay around bestowing us swords. like seriously im SICK of it. how is this relatable. i smoke weed

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im gay and i dont listen to lorde im one of six strangers invited to a secluded mansion and being blackmailed to do murder. im not “tender”

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im gay and i dont know who the FUCK harry styles is and i dont CARE about finn wolfhard and i think the secret history is LAME because i was named after the snow the day i was born before my mother was murdered and now my sworn duty is to avenge her death.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

im over jokes about oh all gays listen to hozier and want to live in swamps. we cant reply to texts because we are simply too anxious. women in lakes lay around bestowing us swords. like seriously im SICK of it. how is this relatable. i smoke weed

[straightpeoplereceipts]

im gay and i dont listen to lorde im one of six strangers invited to a secluded mansion and being blackmailed to do murder. im not “tender”

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are you a boy or a girl

I don’t care

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my favourite thing about people is that we all seem to pick a specific colour of heart emoji and decide that is OUR trademark heart emoji. its deeply endearing

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didnt mean to put this one on this blog so i guess i now have to assert that straight people dont do this. fuck you

[beomie-rabbit]

Mines 💜 but changes depending on the character I talk about (💚representing Loki)

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is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

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hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

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why are there no straight people receipts?

i stopped purchasing straight people

[straightpeoplereceipts]

my favourite thing about people is that we all seem to pick a specific colour of heart emoji and decide that is OUR trademark heart emoji. its deeply endearing

[straightpeoplereceipts]

didnt mean to put this one on this blog so i guess i now have to assert that straight people dont do this. fuck you

[straightpeoplereceipts]

my favourite thing about people is that we all seem to pick a specific colour of heart emoji and decide that is OUR trademark heart emoji. its deeply endearing

[straightpeoplereceipts]

Hi what kind of person wants to see Cats except with added “everyone around you is as noisy as they want”

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If I were on stage and someone in the audience was yelling and shouting at me I would completely lose my mind. Then again I also would not be in Cats so maybe I just have the dignity required not to take that shit

[bearb0i]

Go to any showing of Rocky Horror, whether it be a screening of the film or a full stage show.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

See, RHPS is bad on purpose, though, and has been culturally significant for its wild screenings. It’s not, like, “here’s Jennifer Hudson in full CGI cat fur singing about how she wants to be allowed to die, and we are serious about it.”

[straightpeoplereceipts]

Hi what kind of person wants to see Cats except with added “everyone around you is as noisy as they want”

[straightpeoplereceipts]

If I were on stage and someone in the audience was yelling and shouting at me I would completely lose my mind. Then again I also would not be in Cats so maybe I just have the dignity required not to take that shit

[straightpeoplereceipts]

Hi what kind of person wants to see Cats except with added “everyone around you is as noisy as they want”

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2019 Halloween Party Sets Stage for 2020 Gender Identity Crisis

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the best part of a trans musicians show is when they say fuck

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being gay is exactly like the dark crystal

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it’s good and somehow taron egerton is involved now

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so, uh.., y’all seen the straight pride flag yet?

description: two men hold the supposed straight pride flag in question. at its center are the venus (female) and mars (male) symbols interlocked, presented in this weird yellow colour. the background is split between a neon pink and a garish vibrant blue. the men holding it look embarrassed, or possibly like they’re experiencing indigestion.