it happened off screen

teddy • he/him • 17 • horror/sci-fi enthusiast • deep into stranger things rn

[hjartasalt]

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

[akkpipitphattana]

it’s such a shame that despite the millions of books, movies, and tv shows out there, no one has EVER managed to write a woman well. yeah, believe it or not, it’s never happened, not even once! and since i’m incapable of enjoying characters that AREN’T well written, i’ll just have to keep ONLY enjoying well written men, like tony stark

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

[willelmikes]

omg. sex dick dick fuck anal sex sex sex sex cock in ass. you guys need to grow up

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

[miwiheroes]

still funny to me that the writers really were that bad at knowing queer history that they accidentally queer-coded mike by having that boy somehow know what "coming out" was in 1987

[ceremonyn087]

hello little mini comic sketch thing..

[rose-mari]

the cleric and his paladin 💛💙

[dogpuppy]

[gendrsoup]

i'm in need of settling a linguistic dispute with my friends from earlier so:

how do you pronounce "prev"

prEEv

prEHv

Voting ended onJan 23

[brionysea]

i'm not writing but i'm thinking about it super hard which is basically the same thing

[anduroid]

you're a real life honest to god homosexual !!

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[howtobecomeadragon]

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[glittergluekintsugi]

can't believe no one's done this one yet

[dwindling-mercurial-high]

oh jesus christ 😭

[orangepinktheory]

Another twitter round-up to lighten the mood!