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[feeling-devious]

frowning as i like the song but don't add it to my playlist because it doesn't fit the persona i've made for myself

[feeling-devious]

i'll start reading a fic with all my favorite tags wondering why i didn't read it before

then the pregnancy hits me like a walrus

[feeling-devious]

i yawned and suddenly i can hear again

[feeling-devious]

sometimes babygirl is a closeted 22 year old woman

[feeling-devious]

btw i am so sorry to that one person whose posts i keep liking within 30s. i swear i am not stalking ur account, it just shows up on my dashboard within seconds and i'm always here apparently

[feeling-devious]

this number follows me.

[whizzerbrown77]

queen reference

[feeling-devious]

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS

[feeling-devious]

do we remember when i accidentally predicted episode 8

i only realized because someone commented under this fic:

"well SOMEONE'S getting skinned" LMFAOOO

[feeling-devious]

this number follows me.

[feeling-devious]

omg bro why am i a genius. im rereading some fanfic i wrote in march and why was i spitting bars?? i don't feel like giving context, so disregard the several sentence fragments LMFAOO

"The overwhelming trepidation that she'll look too deep into everything he's bandaged up inside of him? That she'll glance at the weeping wounds barely quelled by the makeshift solutions he's slapped on? That she'll tear the only thing stopping the bleeding away to get a better look? Then what would she do? Decide the gashes wouldn't close overnight and leave him there, ensanguined anew and devoid of the resources he had to stop the bloodflow in the first place?"

[feeling-devious]

so many trans men have names that start with the letter L and i am one of them.

[feeling-devious]

so this morning i sat on the bathroom floor with three of my best friends (school is gonna make us grow apart. 😹😸 awesome.) and cried until i had to physically stop myself from hyperventilating. wowie

[feeling-devious]

finished the school year then sat my ass down on the office floor and read the aftershow

[feeling-devious]

don't mean to freak anyone out but i've been coughing like CRAZYYY

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[feeling-devious]

0.5 days left of this school year let's fucking go im gonna cry first thing in the morning cuz im signing one of my bestestest friends' yearbooks and they're signing mine i will sob

[feeling-devious]

thought about my thespians small group and immediately started crying again this is SO LAME I AM SO FUCKED