Feh-tastic trash

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Lorenz in a speedo is the worst thing! bring bleach to the beach, hunnies!

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To those who think I have no taste, he has no buldge bro he has no genitals. On top of no nipples! It’s just awkward

[strawberryrockyroad]

hes transversing gender. he's living his best life. a non conforming king

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He has no genitals. Not just no “male” genitals. NONE at all

There’s nothing there. No butt even. Completely flat. It looks like horrible photoshop job you’d see on a magazine

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Hey, it could be worse.

You could have gotten this.

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No one is allowed to have context for any of these edits

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Wait what happened? Did something get leaked? Sorry I'm really out of the loop

It got taken down really fast, but for a brief moment...we got a glimpse....into the world of fe17

@whoooo-eliwood got them deets so if you really wanna see what was in the world, go for it!

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Dude Viriya could step on me and I'd thank her

Anon I'm kinkshaming you but also same

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THOUGHTS ON FE17??????? 👀👀👀

I AM VERY EXCITED TO SEE IT COME OUT HEHEHEHE

I wish we had more info tho, I'm glad to see the return of the red and green knights (tho really? They couldn't pick better names?), Beau do be looking kinda cute tho 👀

The lord seems interesting as well, tho no one can seem to agree on what his name is. Is it Kelith? Keit? Keilth? Who knows? And if I'm remembering right, he can use magic as well, which I believe is a first for FE lords.

In all honesty though, I'm most excited about the new dragon god we get. As with all dragons, she seems to be fuckin ANCIENT, and I'm genuinely surprised that she doesn't seem to be degenerating at all. Though knowing IntSys, she's probably gonna go "ooga booga I'm suddenly evil" and we're gonna have to kill her. FE has never been kind to dark-lookin dragons :')

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BET YALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD AND GONE H U H

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Many things change over time, but my terrible taste in names is not one of them

That being said, these Pokémon all deserve a better trainer than I

[katsuyathings]

Fire Emblem Three Houses Asks!

BLACK EAGLES Edelgard - Would you say you’re an ambitious person? Hubert - Are you loyal? Ferdinand - What do you do best? Dorothea - Favourite song? Linhardt - What can you be found doing on a rainy day? Caspar - Do you play any sports? Petra - Are you bilingual? Bernadetta - What has been the scariest moment in your life?

BLUE LIONS Dimitri - Would you sacrifice yourself to save someone else? Dedue - What is your purpose in life? Ingrid - How do you spend your time on your days off? Felix - Are you a driven person? Sylvain - Experiences with dating apps? Mercedes - Do you believe in a higher power? Annette - Can you cook? Ashe - What brings you joy in life?

GOLDEN DEER Claude - Do you have any hidden character traits? Lorenz - How judgemental are you? Hilda - Describe yourself in three emojis. Raphael - Favourite food? Ignatz - What makes you want to get out of bed in the morning? Marianne - Are there any animals who love being around you? Lysithea - How old would people say you look? Leonie - What drives you to succeed?

CHURCH OF SEIROS Rhea - What leadership positions do you hold? Seteth - Do you have any pet peeves? Flayn - Favourite character in Fire Emblem Three Houses? Cyril - What mutuals do you wish you talked with more? Catherine - How much time do you spend with your friends offline? Shamir - Where do you want to travel to in the future? Manuela - Do you play any instruments? Hanneman - What are you really interested in? Gilbert - Would you consider having children? Alois - Favourite time of day?

OTHER CHARACTERS Byleth - Best Spotify playlist you’ve made? Sothis - Are you a genius? Monica - Have you ever dyed your hair? Jeralt - What job would you happily spend the rest of your life doing? Jeritza - How do you react to injustice? Anna - Do you take commissions of any sort? Ladislava - What makes you excited more than anything? Lonato - Who do you admire? Nader - Favourite shoes you own? Arundel - Do you play Fire Emblem Heroes? If so, who is your summoner supported unit? Miklan - What’s your favourite Fire Emblem game? Metodey - Best underrated ship in Fire Emblem? Randolph - Are you a responsible person? Kostas - How do you fall asleep at night? Nemesis - Do you have a rival? Cornelia - Deepest concern for the future? Acheron - Where do you feel safest? Kronya - Do you want to be famous? Solon - If you could shapeshift into anything, what would it be? Gwendal - Which blogs on Tumblr do you follow quietly? Tomas - Introvert or extrovert? Thales - Favourite way to wind down in the evening? Judith - What do you dream of accomplishing? Rodrigue - Have you ever fallen in love? Fleche - Who do you love?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sylvain Jose Gautier/Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, Sylvain Jose Gautier & Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, Sylvain Jose Gautier & Hilda Valentine Goneril, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester & Hilda Valentine Goneril, Miklan Anschutz Gautier/Holst Goneril Characters: Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, Sylvain Jose Gautier, Hilda Valentine Goneril, Miklan Anschutz Gautier, Holst Goneril, Lord Goneril (Fire Emblem), Count Gloucester (Fire Emblem) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, uhhh, Autistic Character, Autistic Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, Autism Spectrum, Autistic Meltdown, forgive me despite my experience here i still dont know how to tag, Count Gloucester's A+ Parenting, Lord Goneril's Actual A+ Parenting, ....and after saying that, Unhappy Ending, No happy ending here folks, IM GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING HERE AND NOW, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Wyverns, thats a tag?? huh, if you didn't like Lorenz before this maybe I can change that with shitty writing, Ableism Series: Part 4 of I will face the Goddess and walk backwards into hell (if it means I get to protect you) Summary:

Lorenz did wonder why Father was taking him to the Goneril estate. He did not want to ask though.

He could tell Father was already disappointed with him, he did not wish to disappoint him further.

Aka, snapshots of Lorenz during his childhood after meeting Hilda and Sylvain

[jeremiahx3-deactivated20160917]

write me a tbh (to be honest) in my inbox stating a thought you feel about me. start the sentence off with “tbh.”

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In case yall are wondering for some reason this is my lockscreen - yes I made it myself lol

Less mean vers:

[fic-art-blurbs]

"S-Seems you truly will be t-the death of me, H-Hubie..."

Honestly this was supposed to be a quick dooble for Ferdibert Week (if you couldn't tell I chose the Hanahaki prompt because of course I did) while I screamed over my stupidity of forgetting to do an entire essay, but it actually turned out halfway decent and I'm mad. I'd line it and whatnot, but also....no.

Bonus:

:v emperor and her peg arm retainer

also I feel kind of bad about doin this but like I don't think it's showing up in the tags so Uhhh @ferdinands-love-club loveurstuffwheeze

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December 1st: is here

Me: crismas time

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pink, golden yellow, or dark orange!

HILDA, DEDUE OR SYLVAIN HUH

Two of them I kind of saw coming...DEDUE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE THO XD is this a sign I should pay more attention to him

[doki-doki-imagines]

Reblog to see with who your followers ship you with

Mint green - Flayn

Brown - Cyril

Red - Edelgard von Hresvelg

Blood red - Hubert von Vestra

Black - Dorothea Arnault

Light orange - Ferdinand von Aegir

Lilac - Bernadetta von Varley

Sky blue - Caspar von Bergliez

Bordeaux - Petra Macneary

Forest green - Linhardt von Hevring

Blue - Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

Golden yellow - Dedue Molinari

Night blue - Felix Hugo Fraldarius

Beige - Mercedes von Martritz

Indigo - Ashe Ubert

Orange - Annette Fantine Dominic

Dark orange - Sylvain Jose Gautier

Canary yellow - Ingrid Brandl Galatea

Yellow - Claude von Riegan

Pink - Hilda Valentine Goneril

Purple - Lorenz Hellman Gloucester

Light brown - Raphael Kirsten

White - Lysithea von Ordelia

Grass green - Ignaz Victor

Icy blue - Marianne von Edmund

Bright red - Leonie Pinelli

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I'm trying to work out the details of a dating simulator I want to try and make, and my brain just went

*smash announcer voice* CHOOSE YOUR PRONOUNS

And now I can't stop giggling like an idiot

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I CANNOT BELIEVE

I AM CRYING

OVER A NETFLIX SERIES

ABOUT GREEN EGGS AND HAM