o lord, heal this blog

mid 30s-they/them. art enthusiast, fanfic enjoyer, omega rights activist. icon is art by @bahoreal

[theeminentlyimpractical]

imagine being Gabriel and Beelzebub just chilling out in Alpha Centurai and then you start disintegrating and your last thought before the void is "those two little idiot motherfu-"

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[catsofyore]

The 🌟magic🌟 of boxes. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[beatcroc]

I have the worlds widest fattest fuck of a cat and he has an underbelly that begs to be bothered akin to a glowing video game weak point

[beatcroc]

Do you understand what I have to deal with here

[beatcroc]

[literarion]

"I am on holiday! Instead of a new podfic chapter, please enjoy some old favourites. Today: Petrichor & Parchment. “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face? An all time favourite that I know many of my listeners frequently come back to.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24701473"

[aropride]

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[kaytario]

Eileen Mayo

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[ymutate]

Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

[naamahdarling]

Watercolor??????

[oldpaintings]

The Nun of Monza, 1865 by Mosè Bianchi (Italian, 1840--1904)

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Wahoo!

[themakeupbrush]

Jean Paul Gaultier Fall 2026

[brinnanza]

there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, “ducks! they’re what water slides off.” and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, “….just drive the car.”

[alexunbalanced]

a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlock’s birthday party and Crowley just goes, “Make you disappear”, and Aziraphale’s not put out in the slightest

[silver-shores]

and third place goes to “Oh Lord, heal this bike”

[amadness2method]

“Not you, I know what you smell like.”

[ednav]

I’m sorry, but the Most Married Moment is the compromise:

A: “You lost the child.” C: “We lost the child.” A: “A child has been lost.”

[ashfae]

For me it’s always the bit on the airfield where Aziraphale is going “I was technically on apple tree duty–” and setting up for a very long explanation akd Crowley just looks at him and makes a little gesture and shakes his head a bit with “Sweetheart this is really not the time” written all over him.

[joyandotherstories]

I feel like at some point this post will have just listed every exchange they have

[pyracantha14]

forever and always and @ashfae put it so well “sweetheart this is really not the time”

[mavity]

fumbled the interaction

[pair2square]

dream