FekceryCelery

The best Fekcery the Celery has ever seen (And needed)

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Feck the weather 

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May the celery be with you.

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CELERY WILL EVEN SAVE YOUR EMO ASS SO START BELIEVING NOW

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“it must be love”  -Madness

Or celery, I mean... I’m just saying

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Sometimes you gotta move the stupid people to get to the celery (trust me)

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Whenever you’re about to lose faith in humanity. Just remember that the humankind provides us with celery.

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Is there a death sentence on loving celery too much? Cause if so, I’d be willing to celeDIE for that celery.

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If heaven were full of angels I’d still rather go to the grocery store cause nothing is better than celery.

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“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”

-same Gerard same. Except when they have celery, then I love them-

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Picked up the celery but dropped the beat

Bo Burnham (a man who has his priorities straight)

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Stranger: "Do you really hate French?"

Me: "CelerOUI" 

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Celery deserves its own tv-show

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How it should’ve gone:

“How did I met your mother?           Well... she had Celery”

THE END

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Cele-FECK-ery

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And on the third day, the Lord said: Let there be celery

our lord and savior

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Celery, they're my favorite spiky reptile.

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The A is for acelery

the B is for bcelery

the C is for... -I think you get the concept now-

Celery is everything