Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@felinefatalistic28
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
do you... by any chance... happen to like Gerry...
Eh.
Like colours, but if colours hated me
Your Michael lives au has me in a chokehold. May I ask what his reaction to *spoilers* NotSasha is?
For this AU, I’ve always thought that Michael would actually be able to save Sasha from the Not!Them.
Out of everyone in the archive group, he’s probably the closest with her. The last thing he’d let happen would be standing idly by while she meets a fate similar to himself, or worse. Someone else will fall prey to the Not!Them at some point, probably, but it won’t be Sasha. Not on Michael’s watch. >:3
The Party ⚔️✨
Sometimes I can still hear their voice
Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity
The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.
Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.
I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.
I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead
Raphaella la Cognizi 🪽
This is probably one of my favorite designs so far!!!
i can't believe he was only 3 apples tall when the horrors got him ☹️
Captain Nightingale
[Prompt] by @novelistwriter
[Next]
COVER REVEAL!!
It's time oh my goodness!! Time to reveal the cover for @jonnywaistcoat upcoming underground horror, THE BURN LINE. Releasing 9th July 2026, and it's available for preorder NOW!
Oh yeeeeah! New book motherreaders! Spooky goings on on the London Underground! Heatwave! Pandemic! An 'orrible monster!
Trust me - you're gonna love it.
Protector of Ghosts
Even big scary ghosts need affection and emotional support.
[Image ID: A digital drawing of Danny Fenton in a hoodie looking murderous while gently cradling the face of a monstrous Phantom with one hand. Phantom's body is black and shadow-like with glowing neon green ribs, palms, eyes, mouth, ghostly tail and fire for hair. Phantom has four hands, three of which he is using to hold onto Danny, and the fourth hovers reverently over the human hand cradling his face. /. End ID]
Original sketch under the cut:
every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy
“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post
Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".
"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:
This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.
This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!
"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"
"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."
"That's-a not what I said."
*off-screen vacuum sounds*
World Heritage Post
Welcome to Lentils Friday
grab a bowl and enjoy, they shall return next friday for your weekly nourishment