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if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

trauma-blog

ginadanielsjfc

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

davidemmerich

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

baras-deactivated20150906

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

manthedog

grammarized straight into hell

whappara-para-blog

cackles linguistically

alexandra-erin

I want to make love to this post.

a-spoon-is-born

OMG so I’ve seen this a few times today and i liked it but i never noticed

“you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess”

WINNAR

A+ would reblog again

skygenders

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

skygenders

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.