Hi my name is Philip II the Prudent and I have short dark blonde hair that changes colour based on historical interpretation (that’s how I got my name) that’s balding and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Charles V (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Pope but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Habsburg but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a king, and I lead a country called Spain (it’s the 16th century). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching lace ruff around it and a black breeches, black stockings and black boots. I was walking outside El Escorial. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Protestants stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
