Felix Simmons @felix-the-human - Tumblr Blog

My dog just broke her leg jumping the baby gate. It's gonna require surgery. I can't afford this. I can't even afford this trip to the emergency vet. I had to put down both of my dogs last year. I can't do this again. I just can't.

I won't be RPing any time soon, guys.

#ooc #I'm actually really fucked up right now

File this under: Shit Felix Would Make Up

#ooc #just making up stupid songs to make himself laugh #all of his extreme talent and that's how he uses it

Cadou!Felix, swaying one of his octopus tentacles behind him, shrugging as he says, "It's weird getting used to, but I guess I can go fuck myself now. For real."

Deadpan. He glances over at you, a mischievous glint in his eye. "What? Like you wouldn't try it out at least once? Liar."

#i don't know what this is #I'm having a spot of insomnia

astrecora

Polyphia new photos via fb reel

#face #felix standing on a box to feel tall is exactly something he would do

brolylikesthings

PLAYING GOD

#face #felix in his downtime

Why do I get the feeling Felix would be into puppy play? He's the puppy, obvs. It's less the kink scene version with the leather puppy masks, but more the kemonomimi type, with soft ears and a tail he's made that actually wags. (Felix would 100% take the Necomimi as inspiration so that the tail and ears are actually mechanical and reacts to his emotional state when he's wearing them.)

#ooc #obviously he would only wear them around the house and only around specific people #but like #thats a puppy

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𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓹 — send ⛵️ if you want to ship. [feel free to specify muses]

Felix has always wondered how his mother would have reacted to him if he had ever come out to her. Fengying always knew her eldest was different; to be perfectly honest, she would have expected the secret to have been that he was a lesbian. She would have stumbled with it, but done whatever she needed to keep him not only alive (Felix has had suicidal ideation since he was a literal child) but thriving, she would do.

Had her husband not murdered her, she would have moved back to China with her two children in order to protect them. Felix would have thrived in China - yes, there are still issues with how queer people are accepted, especially moving there around 2002 when the twins would have turned 18 - but he would have easily fit in heading one of the company's development teams as an engineer/inventor. (Besides that, after transitioning, he lives stealth. Most people don't know he's trans, and the people that do know really don't care that much because at the end of the day, most people just care that you're useful. He would have a lot of aunties trying to play matchmaker, though. They find out he's gay and trans? They just try matching him up with their gay sons/nephews/whoever. He's still capable of making babies, too, which is just a bonus for some of them.)

With the fic I'm writing, I can just imagine Fengying side-eyeing Victor because she never would have let Emmanuel marry their child off like that, especially not a man like Victor. I can just imagine her reacting to what happens to Felix much, much later on, and becoming enraged by it. Fengying loved her children, and it's the only reason that Felix and Lexy came out of everything semi-normal. (And it's why their younger half-brother is a monster. His mother let Emmanuel impart whatever morals on their son that he wanted, and he raised Ezekiel to be just like him. His mother was only ever interested in securing herself a rich husband who would provide for her. She essentially popped out a son for him so he could have his heir as payment for her cushy, extravagant lifestyle.)

#about felix #more ramblings #i haven't been feeling great the past couple of days #just been writing mostly

The image popped into my head of Felix getting stuck with babysitting duty and what does he do? Teaches the kids how to make battle bots. He was the president of the robotics club when he was in high school and proudly competed in robot battles.

Look up videos on YouTube, they're great.

#about felix

"Most iconic moment? For me, personally? 2004. Prince's solo during 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps.' Why? He'd just been snubbed by Rolling Stone - they'd dropped a list of the one hundred greatest guitarists of all time and left him off entirely. So he joins in this tribute to George Harrison and his induction into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame with the other greats of his time: Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, a few others, even George Harrison's son, Dhani. So Prince gets up there and he plays the fuck out of his solo. And when he's done? He just tosses his guitar off stage like it's nothing. Like what he just did was the easiest, simplest thing. Like it was nothing to just get up there and murder a solo that good." Felix grins, obviously in his element. This is 100% his special interest. "That guitar was the same one he'd gotten from a pawn shop and built his career off of. Most would have looked at it like a piece of junk, and Prince took that beat up telecaster to the fucking Hall of Fame and played a solo so good people are still talking about it twenty years later. That is the level of petty I aspire to."

#in fact it is something i come back to every so often #as much as Felix is an alternative dude #his idol is actually Prince

Probably gonna make some major tweaks to this account because Felix has decided he's an even bigger geek than ever before

#ooc

"Ever feel like you're fundamentally broken?"

It's asked simply, in an even tone. You'd be forgiven for thinking this is nothing more than Felix waxing poetic, probing for some deeper reflection - and perhaps, it's a good cover - but no.

This is how he feels. Every day.

Some days he thinks he was born already cracked. There was always something... different about him, something invisible to himself but so obvious to everyone else around him. Sometimes he thinks if he could just slice himself open, peel away the skin, the flesh and sinew, maybe he could finally see what he's always been blind to. Some days he feels like some abstract "magic eye" puzzle that his father had had a coffee table book full of back in the 90s, the kind he'd stared at for hours on end as a kid just trying to see that fucking sailboat...

He searched his memories, what he could recall anyway - funny thing, trauma, and how the brain seeks out ways to shelter itself from the onslaught - trying to remember the last time he was truly happy. Most of his good memories hailed from his childhood, and even those were...

Tainted.

Felix lights up a blunt just as images he's tried to keep under lock and key for decades threaten to resurface, and he takes in a lungful of smoke, deep and sharp enough to send him into a hacking cough. He doubles over and pulls his elbow to his face, turning away, ever polite.

His mama raised him better than that.

#maybe an open starter if you want it #v: tbd #idk #just going through some shit in my head #and this is what came of it.#i'm tired y'all

Felix has grown comfortable with you. He trusts you. He drags out the acoustic guitar and starts jamming out with this tune.

#about felix #he's a silly goofy guy at heart and that's what makes it all the more tragic

No but seriously y'all, Felix would love to drag someone out to a honky tonk bar - the kind with a mechanical bull and karaoke. "Alright, we need to fit in. I'm half-Chinese so I'm gonna draw some looks in these parts, but trust me. I know how to win over these yokels."

And then y'all are taking bets on how long he can last on the bull, and everyone looks at this tiny, lanky little femboy like oh yeah, he's gonna break something falling off the bull, but whatever. We'll take that bet.

Y'all scam some dudes at pool. Felix is intoxicated (he's been hitting the Penjamin Franklin throughout the night) and that's when he's willing to get up on stage for some karaoke. His song of choice? "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson. Why? Because that song rocks. That's all.

That was literally all I wanted to post about, his choice of song for karaoke.

(We've had some hardcore thunderstorms here tonight but now my neighbors are back to shooting off fireworks. My edible is hitting. I'm back to my fic now, thank you.)

#ooc #he is such a fashionista diva that you wouldn't look at him and think #'yeah that dude knows his way around a honky tonk'#i love playing against type #it is my bread and butter

Felix, as a Texas native and growing up on a ranch largely worked by Mexican immigrants (his father is so guilty of hiring illegal immigrants and then calling Border Patrol on them once they start getting "too up their own asses" for his liking), LOVES spicy food.

Fancy, expensive restaurants are fine for celebrations or business dealings, but this man is all about food trucks. He LOVES taco trucks, but he's very drawn to weird foods, especially local delicacies. Felix is the type of dude to just go hog wild over random food stalls in whatever area he's in, but especially if he's overseas. He is quite literally happiest when he's been well-fed and can feel comfortable enough to slip into a little food coma.

He typically doesn't drink, especially if he's on business, but if he's hanging around locals? And they want to have a toast with whatever alcohol they've got? He's down to clown. He's not going to be rude and refuse an offering. His mother raised him better than that.

Also, on that note, the only reason Felix has any amount of humility at all is because his mother ingrained it in both him and his sister. (His younger half-brother, Ezekiel, is a pain in the ass because his mother let her husband instill his own values in his son. Ironically enough, Emmanuel Simmons did not find a submissive woman like he was expecting when he agreed to marry a Chinese woman to strengthen ties between their companies. He did, however, find himself a very young tradwife type after his first wife's tragic passing that he absolutely had no hand in. [He murdered Fengying when she confronted him about the fact that he was abusing their children.])

Sure, his mother came from a very privileged background, but she also comes from a very communal - and not to mention communist - society, and taught both Felix and Lexy to act more as stewards of their workers, as they all relied on each other. Felix listened to his mother disparage his father's methods of doing business, as she believed that caring for and providing for their employees was what bred loyalty and devotion, and would inspire them to keep working hard. This is a major reason why Felix turned out to have a decent head on his shoulders, especially in comparison to his father and brother, who are both capitalists at their core. (Well, that and they come from the "elite" parasite class.)

#about felix #just rambling i guess