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Like if youāre a wfw (woman fucking woman)
Ok but Iām a wwiwfw (woman wishing I were fucking women) and I donāt like this erasure
On Asian "accents"
It started when I was in kindergarten, and I was so proud I did not have to go to Bingo class, unlike my friends, because I could speak good English -
although I had no idea what a yellow dog that could spell had anything to do with Chinese.Ā
(I figure out now that it was probably called Bilingual class)
I am lucky. I speak the fluent, accentless English of newscasters,Ā the dialect spoken by the children of immigrants,Ā that we learned not from our parents but rather from watching Sesame Street and other things on tv.
Last year, a white facebook friend of mine posted, āIn order to celebrate Chinese New Year, me talk rike chinese man arr day.āĀ
And then told me that she was āsorry I was offendedā and āshe didnāt mean anything by itā when I (nicely, sweetly) told her that that shit was not okay. She said that she saw it the same as doing an accent, like Irish. Or British. Or Italian. (for bonus points, she even said that she has lots of Asian co-workers and friends, and LOVES Asian people, and so is not a racist.)
And when one of my white friends gets drunk, he thinks his āAsian accentā is hilarious.
And I was told by a coworker about the time my Asian coworker mispronounced āBarrowayā as āBwawwowayā and how hilarious it was.
Hereās the thing - can you guess how many Asian people I know who actually say
me rikey
me from _____
me so solly
(or, if you like, the fetishized versions: me so horny, me love you long time)
if you said ZERO, then ding ding ding! Congratulations, you have working brain cells.
No, my misguided fb friend, the āAsian accentā is not an actual imitation of an accent, comparable to your bad British/Irish/Italian - but rather a mockery of Asian people and their supposed inability to speak English. It is the perpetuation of the image of Asian people as perpetual foreigners in America.
Like that time when my family was at an Italian restaurant, and we were speaking to my father in Cantonese, and a drunken white lady said very loudly, āGOD when you come to this country at least learn the language!ā
Or when my father was pulled over for speeding, and although he said āwhatās the problem, officer?ā the first thing the state trooper said was, āDo you speak English?ā
Your fake āAsian accentsā are not harmless and silly, because at the root of the joke, it says - you, you are stupid. You cannot speak English. You are Other. You do not belong.
my parents have been in this country for 30 years. They have been American citizens for 30 years.
And they are very self-conscious of their imperfect English, afraid that it makes them look ignorant, knowing that it marks them as immigrants. That, after 30 years, you can still be told (in not so many words) that you do not belong.
The Cultural Revolution started in China when my father was 13. He was pulled out of school and, later, sent to work in the fields. (He escaped to Hong Kong when he was 18, but that is another story for another time.)
When my father came to this country, he had a middle school education and did not speak a lick of English. He worked as a busboy at a Chinese restaurant, the evening shift that ran until 3 or 4 in the morning, and went to school during the day.
It took my father ten years to earn his bachelorās degree. He is now an engineer.
Is this not your āAmerican Dream?ā
When my mother came to this country, she spoke very little English. She got a job as an entry level clerk. Over the years she earned one promotion after another. She is now management at a large federal agency, and manages funds for the whole state.
Is this not your āAmerican Dream?ā
And my father didnāt understand why his coworkers said, āflied lice, flied lice!ā to him over and over and laughed.
And my father is still afraid to speak in a professional setting, even when he has ideas.Ā
And my mother still checks and double checks her professional e-mails with me, for fear of mockery from the same people she manages.
And people donāt understand why I canāt take a harmless joke. Why I donāt think that shit is funny.
No, I donāt ārikey.āĀ
No, I wonāt ālove you long time.ā
And no, Iām not sorry.
So, please, kindly - FUCK OFF.
Reblogging this for, like, the fiftieth time because it has never stopped being relevant to my life and it always,Ā always breaks my heart.
Itās not funny. Itās not okay. Itās not harmless. Itās alienating and hurtful.
its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future
this keeps me up at night
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
I meanā¦what do I have to lose?
who else canāt wait until they have a cute gf???
all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf
This isnāt a joke guys I reblogged And got a cute gf
confirmation from one of the happy customers of this post y'all
if you want a girlfriend who will watch movies with you all day, steal all your warm clothes, eats all your junk food, and is cute lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE
What a lovely day to remember that Finn is better than Kylo Ren in every conceivable way!
spicer said this shit during passover. like donāt believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasnāt aware of what he was saying.
like this is explicitly antisemitic and he clearly doesnāt understand why
he straight up doesnāt believe that German Jews were people
āhe never used them on fellow Germansā the implication that german jewish ppl were somehow ānot truly germanā was quite literally at the core of nazi ideology, this is so incredibly mind-numbingly transparent.
By saying that he never used chemical weapons onĀ āfellow Germansā (sean spicerās words, not mine) he is basically saying that Jews/Romanis/gays/every other group targeted in the Holocaust werenāt German. Which is what Hitler was literally saying. He was saying that those people (even if they were German and their families had lived in Germany sinceā¦ever) werenāt German. And Sean Spicer is repeating that hateful ideology. Thatās what was most offensive to me about this entire chemical weapons/Hitler saga. Not that he got the facts wrong about Nazi use of chemical weapons. That he validated and repeated Nazi ideology. Fuck this guy and this entire anti-Semitic administration.
Non-Jews please reblog, we need your supportĀ
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
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teaching recess selfies \O/ (instagram)
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Are you trash? 'Cuz I wanna take you out
I am trash n this is brilliant lol
Confirmed she is trash, but she is my trash back the fuck off
SARAH I MISS YOU SO MUCH
SO MUCH
Drew my four favourite singing ladies in flower attireĀ š Daisy, dandelion, rose, thistle.Ā ššā¤ļøšĀ
Are you trash? 'Cuz I wanna take you out
I am trash n this is brilliant lol
Confirmed she is trash, but she is my trash back the fuck off
what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls meĀ ādadā
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