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[felixfelicis92]

Coming out of my many year tumblr slumber because I need to mourn not being able to get a signed folklore album by sharing photos of my dog pretending to be @taylorswift

Enjoy while I weep in a sunlit room

@taylornation

[taylorswift]

Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes! Today I finally get to show you something we’ve been working on for a while… the trailer for the Reputation Stadium Tour! The entire concert film will premiere on @netflix at 12:01AM PST December 31. You made this tour so insanely fun for all of us on stage, and I’m really excited that we will have this memento of the memories we all made together this year. I also got to share the stage with such wildly talented people Camila Cabello, Charli XCX, my band and dancers who shine so brightly in this film. You’re the best. Thank you for everything.

[felixfelicis92]

[hazeldomain]

Listen. I want to tell you guys about the Dollar Tree. If you ever need to rebuild your life fast, you want a dollar tree. Everything in a dollar tree costs one dollar. No exceptions. Nothing has a price tag. Everything is one dollar. 

This is Dollar Tree not Dollar General. 

Dollar Tree looks like this: 

Their stuff is off-brand but decent quality.  

Here are some things you can buy at the dollar tree for one dollar: 

- any kind of makeup- foundation, eyeshadow, lipstick, lip gloss, mascara, etc

- socks

- Sports bras (sometimes) 

- combs, brushes, hairclips, scrunchies, hair ties, headbands

- clothes hangers, laundry bags, mothballs

- any kind of office supplies or school supplies. Staplers, pencils, posterboard, pencils, pens, etc. 

- party supplies including paper plates and balloons

- all kinds of toiletries- shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, washcloths, deodorant, razors, shaving cream, nailclippers, etc. Decent sizes, too. 

- ceramic/glass plates, bowls, cups

- reading glasses, sunglasses

- plastic buckets

- cleaning supplies, detergent, bleach, laundry syrup, fabric softener, dish soap, sponges. brooms 

- electronics, headphones, night lights, phone chargers, batteries, screen cleaners, phone cases

Basically? If you ever get kicked out of your house or find yourself with a couple bucks and nothing else, get thee to a dollar tree. 

[mamstheodd]

All the dollar tree stores I have been in have some sort of medical aisle too. Its actually where I went first when my tooth broke for some off brand orajel (Works much faster and better than orajel imo, longer too if you put it on a cotton ball and keep it in the area) And sometimes even emergency temp tooth repair kits, which are at least $7 elsewhere. Dollar tree is a miracle.

[ahshmeeeee-in-wonderland]

I love Dollar Tree. When I first moved out this place saved me.

[rikuzegram]

Every 20-something individual needs a Dollar Tree nearby. 

[corporalbutts]

Dollar Tree also sells PREGNANCY TESTS and yes they work! Go in and buy like 5 of them, don’t spend $25 on three at CVS, not worth your money and honestly has saved me TONS of anxiety.

[strawbebbynya]

Dollar Tree also takes EBT. I nearly cried when I discovered that, because of my strict dietary needs.

[babybunsworld-blog]

Dollar Tree is good for greeting cards, as well. Don’t have a lot of money?

No problem!

They have a 50¢ section and a $1 section!

[ziddie]

They literally have EVERY candy you’d get at a theater too, and way more.  Their snack row is to DIE FOR.

Also–college kids!  When my roommate stole all of my forks and bowls and then moved out unannounced in the middle of my freshman year, I went straight to Dollar Tree and got 2 packs of forks (each pack is 4 forks) for $1 each and some cute bowls that are still my favorite bowls in the house.  Not only is their silverware sturdy, but their plates and bowls are really cute.

[c0smicdusk]

A few dollar tree stores near me have even added a cold foods section! So check your local Dollar Tree for a $1 bag of frozen chicken nuggets and get yourself a meal!

[serfborts]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

this is all I need

[felixfelicis92]

Never voted from home before, and it was so convenient! Loved not having to put on pants, being able to sing as obnoxiously as I wanted to to @taylorswift while doing it, and being able to research what I needed to make informed decisions. :)

[felixfelicis92]

Our first dance as husband and wife. This night was sparkling <3

Also we totally messed up because we were so drunk. The final dance is even messier ahahaha. XD so excited to keep adventuring with this guy. 

ALSO TOTALLY DON’T KNOW HOW VIDEO TRIMMING WORKS. 

[lifeofswiftie89]

@taylorswift look at how cute my sorority sister and her husband are while dancing to You Are In Love at their wedding this past weekend as their first dance!!!

[felixfelicis92]

@lifeofswiftie89 “husband” still sounds/looks so strange

[felixfelicis92]

@lifeofswiftie89 apparently my comment didn't tag you before

[felixfelicis92]

Our first dance as husband and wife. This night was sparkling <3

Also we totally messed up because we were so drunk. The final dance is even messier ahahaha. XD so excited to keep adventuring with this guy. 

ALSO TOTALLY DON’T KNOW HOW VIDEO TRIMMING WORKS. 

[lifeofswiftie89]

@taylorswift look at how cute my sorority sister and her husband are while dancing to You Are In Love at their wedding this past weekend as their first dance!!!

[felixfelicis92]

@lifeofswiftie89 "husband" still sounds/looks so strange

[felixfelicis92]

I have such a taste for toaster streudal but I'm dieting and pls help :'(

UGH IM DYING FROM THE PURE THOUGHTS OF EATING THE FROSTING PACKET

[baranedizille]

boys & girls

[felixfelicis92]

Yas

Loving the no makeup look @taylorswift

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[pedrropascal]

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

[miridai]

[sheabuttershawtyy]

We don’t deserve dogs

[tonydezz]

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home

[julielilac]

#the Doctor still can’t get over it

[felixfelicis92]

Our first dance as husband and wife. This night was sparkling <3

Also we totally messed up because we were so drunk. The final dance is even messier ahahaha. XD so excited to keep adventuring with this guy. 

ALSO TOTALLY DON’T KNOW HOW VIDEO TRIMMING WORKS. 

[lifeofswiftie89]

@taylorswift look at how cute my sorority sister and her husband are while dancing to You Are In Love at their wedding this past weekend as their first dance!!!

[felixfelicis92]

Our first dance as husband and wife. This night was sparkling <3

Also we totally messed up because we were so drunk. The final dance is even messier ahahaha. XD so excited to keep adventuring with this guy. 

ALSO TOTALLY DON’T KNOW HOW VIDEO TRIMMING WORKS. 

Song: You Are In Love- @taylorswift