Jack of many trades

My name is Zaki. I am a blatant nerd. I'm 27. Mettaton hitting frisk with flour is my legacy. I adore FF7, FF8, Faeries, Jojo and a variety of other weird things.

[zakifairer]

My commissions are now open! I am now including the option to make comics with your favorite characters or OCs!

Boosts of this post are super appreciated, too!

[zakifairer]

My commissions are open!

Reach out for more information or to commission artwork!

[zakifairer]

I have a feeling in my bones that Roche often started arguments with Kunsel over Loveless.

Zack was just happy to be along for the ride.

[power-chords]

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

[jolieing]

[thatiskarma]

What is going on here

[brucebocchi]

The Shining, But Cold

[agoutirex]

cranberry sauce

[tauremornalome]

a children’s hospital

[ziddie]

Okay but this is just as interesting looking at the photos backwards it's like watching a meatloaf slowly crawl away

[poichanchan]

New AU dropped lads, GeologistxHistorian shuakeshu

[ccorrosion]

“long hair or short hair kakyoin (post sdc)”

tell me in this poll if you like long hair or short hair kakyoin better in part 4 aus the movie in my mind doesn’t have a preference

[ccorrosion]

thanks

[ccorrosion]

“long hair or short hair kakyoin (post sdc)”

tell me in this poll if you like long hair or short hair kakyoin better in part 4 aus the movie in my mind doesn’t have a preference

[ccorrosion]

thanks

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[pheebheaux]

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

[j-uwu-ish]

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

[brunhiddensmusings]

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

[aneternalfangirl]

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

[sanscarte]

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

[butch-of-the-blades]

Y E S

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

[party-gilmore]

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

[headspace-hotel]

writing can’t be that hard. all it is is just putting words in front of each other, right?

[headspace-hotel]

update: the wrong words are in front of each other. This is the worst thing ever to happen.

[zakifairer]

you tap the machine.

you shake the machine.

you kick the machine.

nothing happens.

[zakifairer]

Just 3 SOLDIERs vacationing in Costa del Sol.

[zakifairer]

Many thanks to @captbananastas1 on twitter for commissioning artwork of her Viera Warrior of Light!

Interested in purchasing a commission? Purchase a bust like this one of your OC or WoL for $35. Information linked here.

[ziddie]

Reusing jars: Great 

Leaving the labels on your jars so everyone knows the jar with your iced coffee used to contain CHUNKY tomato, onion, & garlic pasta sauce: better :)

[utopians]

theater needs to be more visceral. if I wanted to be unscathed and clean by the time I left the theater I would watch a damn movie. I'm attending a play I want actors jumping into the audience. I want a three row splash zone from the stage where you're guaranteed to be hit by flying blood. I want some bastard to jump off the stage and grab me by the shoulders and SCREAM like what is this a fucking cinemark. I'm watching a play TOUCH ME release live rats in the theater. And then lock the doors

[akumeoy]

i want a chips and salsa

[utopians]

^^ and some chips and a salsa as well

[headspace-hotel]

beekeeping sucks i keep punching my bees by accident and then having to jump into the fucking ocean to get away from them like WHY

[headspace-hotel]

this is in fact about minecraft

[transxfiles]

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.