Now We're Stressed Out...

I have a bit of everything on here. Fitness. Fandoms. And funny things. The fitness things pop up when I'm on track. I tend to be emotional. I'm an infj and a dork.

[felixthefrenchcat]

Another night of pad Thai

[grav3yardgirl]

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[canucsk-deactivated20200523]

This may be the final problem and if it is, thank you for making Sherlock what it is.

Mark Gatiss, TFP screening at BFI (via canucksherlock)

[baawri]

[minivr]

what am I gonna do without this vine

[wordsnquotes]

Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the…man who walks past [you]…at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? Everyone carries a piece of the puzzle. Nobody comes into your life by mere coincidence. Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others…

Timothy Leary  (via wnq-writers)

[cosmicwizdom]

70% of people enjoy old songs because of the memories they’ve attached to them.

https://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via quotelounge)

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[thequotejournals]

Get some sleep. Don’t give advice. Take care of your teeth and gums. Don’t be afraid of anything beyond your control. Don’t be afraid, for instance, that the building will collapse as you sleep, or that someone you love will suddenly drop dead. Eat an orange every morning. Be friendly. It will help make you happy. Raise your pulse rate to 120 beats per minute for 20 straight minutes four or five times a week doing anything you enjoy. Hope for everything. Expect nothing. Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room before you save the world. Then save the world. Know that the desire to be perfect is probably the veiled expression of another desire—to be loved, perhaps, or not to die. Make eye contact with a tree. Be skeptical about all opinions, but try to see some value in each of them. . . . . . . . . . . . . Learn something every day. (Dzien dobre!) Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly. Don’t stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don’t forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm’s length and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass ball collection. Be loyal. Wear comfortable shoes. . . . . . . . . . . . . Be kind to old people, even when they are obnoxious. When you become old, be kind to young people. Do not throw your cane at them when they call you Grandpa. They are your grandchildren! Live with an animal. Do not spend too much time with large groups of people. If you need help, ask for it. Cultivate good posture until it becomes natural. . . . . . . . . . . . . Plan your day so you never have to rush. . . . . . . . . . . . . Expect society to be defective. Then weep when you find that it is far more defective than you imagined. When you borrow something, return it in an even better condition. . . . . . . . . . . . . After dinner, wash the dishes. Calm down. Visit foreign countries, except those whose inhabitants have expressed a desire to kill you. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sing, every once in a while. Be on time, but if you are late do not give a detailed and lengthy excuse. Don’t be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory. Don’t think that progress exists. It doesn’t. Walk upstairs. . . . . . . . . . . . . Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don’t do anything to make it impossible. . . . . . . . . . . . . Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not possible, go to another one. If you feel tired, rest. Grow something. . . . . . . . . . . . . Appreciate simple pleasures, such as the pleasure of chewing, the pleasure of warm water running down your back, the pleasure of a cool breeze, the pleasure of falling asleep. . . . . . . . . . . . . Learn how to stretch your muscles. Stretch them every day. Don’t be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel even older. Which is depressing. Do one thing at a time. If you burn your finger, put it in cold water immediately. If you bang your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for twenty minutes. You will be surprised by the curative powers of coldness and gravity. . . . . . . . . . . . . Be calm in a crisis. The more critical the situation, the calmer you should be. Enjoy sex, but don’t become obsessed with it. Except for brief periods in your adolescence, youth, middle age, and old age. Contemplate everything’s opposite. If you’re struck with the fear that you’ve swum out too far in the ocean, turn around and go back to the lifeboat. Keep your childish self alive. . . . . . . . . . . . . Cry every once in a while, but only when alone. Then appreciate how much better you feel. Don’t be embarrassed about feeling better. Do not inhale smoke. Take a deep breath. Do not smart off to a policeman. . . . . . . . . . . . . Be good. . . . . . . . . . . . . Remember beauty, which exists, and truth, which does not. Notice that the idea of truth is just as powerful as the idea of beauty. Stay out of jail. . . . . . . . . . . . . Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others. Do not go crazy a lot. It’s a waste of time. Read and reread great books. . . . . . . . . . . . . In winter, before you go to bed, humidify your bedroom. . . . . . . . . . . . . Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to drink, say, ‘Water, please.’ . . . . . . . . . . . . Be kind to physical objects. Beginning at age forty, get a complete ‘physical’ every few years from a doctor you trust and feel comfortable with. . . . . . . . . . . . . Take out the trash. Love life. Use exact change. When there’s shooting in the street, don’t go near the window.

Ron Padgett, How to be Perfect (via thequotejournals)

[cafetivity]

things ive heard people say in class:

“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”

“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 

“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*

in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”

“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”

“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”

“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”

“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”

*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 

“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”

in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”

“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.

“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”

“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”

in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”

“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”

“i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[mymodernmet]

[illiciitly]

I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. 

[losinginches-deactivated2018122]

Guess who's gonna wake up early tomorrow and go for a run!!

Probably not me. But someone. Way to go budy!

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[justaminorthreat]

Having an existential crisis.

[vohugaona]

All of the above + singing.

[mgodp]

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

[witchkriege]

imagining scenarios that will never happen

[badluckbadger]

crying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

water warm

feels nice

[relentlessandimperfect]

Literally all of these

[felixthefrenchcat]

Coming up with a solution to solve world hunger. Duh

[infjnights]

How to recognize an INFJ

(or maybe just how to recognize me. my blog, can’t help it)

1) If meeting for the first time, will either come across as warm, expressive, and socially graced–or completely mute and aloof. And can flip from one to another.

Social interaction is an on off switch. Depending on how well Fe is developed, INFJ’s can make small talk, laugh at the right moments, continue conversations, network without much problem. (for me the lych-pin is whether or not I want you to like me. If it’s an interview or job fair, people think I’m extroverted.) On the flip side, INFJ’s are more comfortable being quiet and out of the limelight. Polite and nice, probably, but everything said will be filtered because the infj wouldn’t know you well enough to be comfortable saying what he or she is actually thinking. (Enough childhood experiences being called weird). I don’t like talking about important/informational things unless I think it all through in my head first, which means I don’t talk often and when I do, it’s concise. <–this is a pretty good tip-off.

2) INFJ’s love figurative language. 

Will only use when comfortable, but INFJ’s can make the randomest yet relevant metaphors

3) Facially expressive.

I laugh with my whole face, eyes curved, dimples showing. I frown with  my whole face–eyebrows arched, chin out, lips pouting. When I’m frustrated, I’ll make frustrated sounds.

4) Likes Harmony.

INFJ’s like harmony. This means that they will try their best to be tactful, but will respond aversely to lack of tact. Antagonistic to people who cause conflict for no apparent/selfish reason. (it really bothers me when people yell and give ultimatums as a form of solving problems. Yelling and threatening are obviously not solutions, they just make everyone mad…whats the point!)

5) Most things (dress, possessions, color choices…etc) will be pretty well thought out.

Meaning, my phone case and my coat and the color of my headphones are all deliberate choices. I will know 1) how this plays into my image and 2) what this choice means to me. This is reciprocal meaning that I think that people also think that much into their choices (and am surprised when thats not true).

6) Asks questions to try to get people to talk about themselves but doesn’t offer the same information

A stupid habit, really. But I always feel self-conscious talking about myself, but I ask questions to get to know people/try to continue the conversation. People who are genuinely interested and ask good, probing, personal questions get brownie points.

7) Passive agressive as fuck when angry.

Enough said.

That’s all for now. I may add to this list if people suggest good ones/if i think of more. Going to bed!

[infjanon]

INFJ Confession #2048

Honestly, INFJs are cats. You could say that were dragons or wolves or parakeets, but we’re cats. We will love you and talk to you and piss you off and even when we hate you we love you. Tell me I’m wrong.

[highfiveswithglitterglue]

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5'8, female, NC USA

[battling-the-bulge]

5'9", female Southern California, USA

[startingover-health]

5'5, female, Québec (canada)

[inirbag15]

5'5 ½", female, Long Island, New York, USA

[felixthefrenchcat]

5'4" female, WI