We Dem Boys

Maddie. 28. She/her. ✡ B.A./M.A. in English, English Lit Ph.D. program. 🐌

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[flopstat]

who would win

gayle waters-waters

lestat de lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 16

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[charlesoberonn]

Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

[charlesoberonn]

Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?

Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.

[rontology]

is there an... uncle inflammatory?

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[crabussy]

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

i like being bisexual. but i do not like being mentally ill

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever