HELLO!!! As you can see here, I'm a 1xJohn shipper!! Now, I wouldn't want people to not know who I am, would I?
My online name is Felix Viscera, She/They/Any, I'm still quite literally a child so... I'd prefer you to not talk about inappropriate things including my body, sexuality, and EVERYTHING ELSE that is unethical in my space.
Now for my dni list...
DNI— Abuser x Victim, R@pîst x Victim, Pedophiles, Lolicons, Proshippers, Incest, Abusers, Toxic people, NSFW posters who posts it without warning and on a platform where most minors can see, Creeps.
Specifics:
I would like to tell you things about my Roblox/1xDoe AU that I think shall be addressed.
First of all, I would like to say that PLEASE DON'T COMPARE NOR SEE MY STORIES AS REAL LIFE. THEY ARE 100% FICTIONAL AND I DO NOT WANT YOU TO COMMIT THE SAME ACTIONS AS THE CHARACTERS.
Example: In my Roblox/ 1xDoe AU, 1x1x1x1 was canonically, and previously, a criminal (as in the destructive type). John, who is Builderman's SON, works with him. Now, I would like to clear that I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE ANYWHERE CLOSE NEAR A CRIMINAL OF ANY TYPE.
REMEMBER. This is all fiction and should not be associated with real life.
I don't support illegal actions. (And there will be many illegal actions as the story progresses.) I prefer peace more than unnecessary violence.
1x1x1x1 DOES NOT ABUSE JOHN.
And lastly!
TO ANY OTHER 1XDOE/JOHNX1 FANS, PLEASE, DON'T MENTION BOTTOM 1X1X1X1 NOR TOP JOHN DOE IN MY COMMENTS.
YOU CAN STILL INTERACT IF YOU WANT.
TOP 1X X BOTTOM JOHN DOE WON'T ALWAYS BE THE ONLY THING DISCUSSED ON THIS BLOG.
The reason why I specifically like the top 1x1x1x1 and bottom John is because it's what sticks best with me. I'm not saying I hate bottom 1x1x1x1 and top John, I'm saying that I don't find interest in it. And the reason why I don't want you to comment abt it is because I've seen so many bottom 1x1x1x1 and top John Doe EVEN IN VIDEOS WITH REVERSED ROLES that it's getting on my nerves. But I don't hate you people!!! I believe you guys are people with hearts of gold!!!
1x “believes” in the satirical conspiracy that birds aren’t real, they’re just government drones. Why?
Well, the main reason is “Screw you Telamon (and Shedletsky but Shed got his wing privileges revoked by the Spectre). Those bird wings of yours? Think they’re pretty neat? Well that means you’re not real. Yeah, you heard me. You’re pathetic as hell.”
But, 1x also likes the fact that whenever they bring up the conspiracy theory, John Doe tries wayyyyy too hard to convince them that birds ARE real (he doesn’t get the joke, he’s just like me fr), to no avail. So the conversation eventually ends up like this:
John Doe: THEY’RE REAL! THEY’RE REAL, I JUST PROVED IT!
1x1x1x1: But have you considered… no?
John Doe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?!
(Cuts to the background, where Noli and C00lkidd are laughing uncontrollably and Guest 666 is filming)
Alright, that’s all I’ve got for today, I’ll see ya soon!
-Noliobsessed anon
(P.S. I’m currently fixated on Telamon because I’m writing about him. No need to panic, I’m not becoming Telamonobsessed anon anytime soon, but darn, isn’t he cool? I’m going to make him less cool now, I hate him. There will be more Telamon in your inbox soon.)
mod telamon is this real? are you secretly a fraud?????
i like how 1x1x1x1 ragebaits john doe. he would come up with best ways to explain this to 1x but somehow still be unable to see that this is a joke. really smart but also really stupid, please always stay like this john 🥹