Crack dalbit headcannons that I speedran
Two-Bit randomly has the urge to bite Dally randomly
N e c k k i s s e s
Dally randomly just walks into Two’s house, sitting his ass on the couch, and drinking beer
Two-Bit lifting Dal up when they hug
I just know two will pull diabolical pranks on Dallas
“Hey bitch” “Hey slut”
These two make out in the most inconvenient spaces. Oh, you want something from that vending machine? WOMP WOMP THESE HOMOS ARE AT IT AGAIN
If they ever had a pet, they would name it something really wild or out of pocket. I’m talkin WEIRD. “Nipple! Come here, puppy!”
Dally is so fucking clingy when he’s drunk
They will have some HUGE arguments and then freak like an hour later
They reference vines to each other all the damn time.
When they have movie nights, Dal will complain that the horror movie they are watching is “Not scary enough” and then will screech like a maniac when there’s a jumpscare. Two-Bit just laughs.
“kEIIIIIIIITH!!!! THeRes a FuCkInG SPiDeR!!!”
They are shameless with the gang. Ponyboy has caught them doing some wild shit and saying some wild shit.
Johnny stays with them at their house a TON
Two-Bit stresses himself to sleep when Dal doesn't come home (He jumped akid and is now in the cooler)
“...Is that my LAST beer, Dallas?” “..Yeah.” *Fights*
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