[meaniezucchini]

that broken doll face trend but make it rose quartz

[basel-1995]

Please, you will not pass by. 🍉😭

Donate and reblog until the campaign is achieved to help build my house and get out of the impasses, siege, war, and travel outside Gaza.

Donate to Help me evacuate my family and rebuild a new start., organized by Basel Ayyad

My name is Basel Ayyad, 28yrs , a Palestinian from Gaza. My eight-memb… Basel Ayyad needs your support for Help me evacuate my family and re

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[impossiblegirl24601]

Connor Roy my beloved <3

[banghwa-moved]

average gothamite google search results

bruce wayne in the batman (2022) template: x, x | insp: x, x

[themo-themo]

The Boys are back so a reminder

The actor playing Frenchie - Tomer Capone, was not only an IDF soldier but a squad leader.

With his brigade taking part in The Second Lebanon War that killed over a thousand civilians and left 900 000 people displaced.

And he obviously is in favor of Genocide Joe for sending funds to Isn'treal to continue to colonize Palestine.

Free Palestine 🍉🍉🍉

[notesofacrocodile1994]

i love you mediocre guy who sucks

[notesofacrocodile1994]

i love you mediocre girl who sucks #Feminism

[femcelriddlr]

my take on Rhaenyra 🐉

[zoesupreme]

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

[world-of-lang]

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

[lizardsfromspace]

Haha this green loser just turned up at my Christmas party saying I can hit him for free??? He said he'll return it one year from now but, like, how's he gonna do that without a head? ;) I'm going to get such a good grade in chivalry for thiwait what the FUCK

[pitbolshevik]

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

[pitbolshevik]

no one is doing it like them

[pitbolshevik]

i got anon hate for this post

[gondwana]

Political alignment chart

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[daour]

Scott Pilgrim’s Little Precious Text Posts

[mioxenoblade]

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh