[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

moodboard

[mechanicalrot-deactivated202608]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[tesghosterone]

i ❤️ depriving myself

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[taritoons]

Oh look, more Miffy heraldry.

[racial]

[vermimorph]

[teabl00m-deactivated20260107]

i like to see men from the 19th century in a situation

[stlamb]

[gutsandeverythingg]

commission for anon

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[commanderchr1st]

This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

WITHOUT ME MY UNCLE IS USELESS

WITHOUT MY UNCLE I AM USELESS

[shocklabrynth]

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[shockpine]