2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@impossiblegirl24601
everyone: john was a soft sensitive bisexual soul hopelessly and tragically in love with his straight best friend paul mccartney
john when paul literally just suggested they have a one on one conversation to solve their problems: haha. fucking faggot. jesus christ. you want my dick so bad it makes you look stupid.
john after being told he can't call paul gay for wanting to meet with him 1-on-1 because it could be considered libelous:
Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room / Plodding On
crazy how easy it is for Mark to say "I love you" to literally every random woman who gives him the slightest bit of attention and affection vs. how terrible and painful and uncomfortable it is for him when he's expected to say it back to Jeremy, the only person who genuinely does know and accept him from the inside out. hmmm. could mean nothing
I'm usually lukewarm on "fandom + text posts" but the thing about M*A*S*H is that Hawkeye literally just talks like that. The posts will work for the other characters but so often I will see a post pinned on a screencap of Hawkeye and I can so clearly envision him saying the whole thing, with only minor edits for slang/cadence, if any in the first place. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't seen the show, but I know if you have you'll understand intuitively. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce was born to be a tumblrina and instead he was stuck in Korea a hundred years ago.
my favourite under-appreciated scene in fargo is while jean is in the bathroom you can audibly hear gaear & carl arguing as they use a crowbar to open the door and carl gets in this desperate “i’m gonna do it” and then “i got it. i got it.” before him comes stumbling in like an ungraceful bastard. fucking perfect characterisation, gets me every time
gaear deadass tells him “ you need to push ”, im dead
”The Masquerade”
After casually breaking The Masquerade in conversation with a woman he’s dating, Jerry is surprised and becomes increasingly indignant throughout the episode with how seriously his friends take the tradition, which he considers outdated and stupid. Although Kramer refuses to outright state anything, he and Newman compete to see who can make their vampiric status the most obvious, wearing full nosferatu outfits.
Elaine goes on a date with a handsome young vice president, but can’t figure out whether he’s a vampire or not. George secretly isn’t a vampire, but is repeatedly thrust into a series of dark circumstances, rising through the ranks and becoming his clan’s head vampire before he can say anything.
them too ofc
you will read the craziest sentence ever in random used book store on a saturday (x)
Wintrow: "I get it now... I was given a destiny by Sa that I must fulfill! I have a greater purpose...! Surely it must be to help captain k*nnit in his pursuit of power... yes, I understand perfectly"
Me, watching Amber talk about the nine fingered slave boy that she keeps getting visions about whos shes supposed to find and guide into his destiny:
The funniest part for me is that I cannot fathom Lawrence/Lomeli being younger than the 75 he canonically is. He's an old grandpa. He's a tired old man who can't sleep, has migraines and complains about bad food he doesn't even eat. He is a friendly old man who smiles encouragingly at a 67 year old Benítez like he's his grandson, rambles to the younger folks about interesting tidbits he knows and then worries he's boring them. He can get stuck for hours staring at a painting He's passed by for the past few decades. He's worried for his fellow cardinals being claustrophobic when he exhibits the most claustrophobia anxiety out of all of them. His first thought when he sees someone coming up to him bearing bad news is 'oh no who died this time'. He takes the elevator up one floor. He is jealous of Benítez because he can bend over and easily put his shoes on in less than ten minutes while multitasking a whole ass conversation. He himself takes ten minutes to rock himself up from bed because his old frail body needs momentum to pick himself up. He survived cancer but because of it believes he's about to die any second. Hell, when considering his papal name he says John because, and I quote "it was traditionally a name associated with Pope's whose reigns were short; as he was certain his was bound to be." He thinks Tremblay's phone is a small prayer book. He falls asleep during the ballot where he gets 40 votes. He's so old he just wanted to retire and his boss told him no bitch and promptly died and now he's stuck being old and in charge of a high stress event while feeling insulted for being called a manager. He is so far removed from anything sex related he will try to avoid dealing with his next door neighbor's possible scandal at all costs and can't tell that he's attracted to his coworkers. Or when they're attracted to him. He sleeps with his hands crossed on his chest for Reasons. He doesn't want to be here, or anywhere for that matter. He doesn't know how to use a printer.
woe, pensive trans pride crochet blanket carmela soprano be upon ye
the way people punch down on her for this is disgusting. she's a woman on her own for the first time, textually struggling with alienation and substance issues, and yet you expect her to put herself in the distressing and unfamiliar situation of going to the grocery store for no reason. just to satisfy your pointless obsession with how much one banana costs. how does this materially impact your life? what makes it your business whether she keeps up with every price fluctuation for a single banana (a quantity she would never have any reason to buy anyway)? maybe she finds grocery stores overwhelming, it's well established that she often feels unsafe in public, you don't know her struggles and frankly I don't think the discourse about this has anything to do with bananas. it's just another excuse to pick on a vulnerable person's every move, to shame her into reducing herself and complying with cruel and unnecessary social expectations. this is a depiction of an isolated woman being bullied and gaslit, and yet, classic, it's played for laughs. shameful.
That one mob psycho post that hit off on Twitter and became an art trend but it’s stonotnik
