elagabaline doll @femme-objet - Tumblr Blog

sorry to all my normal followers about all the disgusting pervert porn and sorry to my sex weirdo followers for all the normie porn

transfemininomenon

saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl

foxgirltail

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

tgirl-makima

*not quite getting it* fulltime job from a girl with huge boobs

nonexistent-triangle

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

#i try to be

txttletale

i know i repeat this ad nauseam a lot but i really really really hate "right-wingers/conservatives can't make good art" as a talking point. at best it's indicative of a type of combined US-centrism and presentism where people can't imagine 'conservative' as anything other than modern day MAGA, at worst its a sign of wilful refusal to engage with the history of literally any artform whatsoever

#it really doesn't help that modern american self-consciously conservative art #is like shockingly bad

elbiotipo

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

catboybiologist

I wanna tidepool and freedive the western interior seaway so bad and if the price of that is being eaten by a mosasaur then so be it

fladurblegon

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

forked-tongue-blasphemer

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

slimegirlandroid

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

arobotmadeforjerkinu

Brands were struggling with declining sales once the majority of households had pleasure bots. In a last ditch effort, they tried creating a “cool” online presence through social media.

Most people saw right through the marketing and recognized it for what it was. A cheap ploy to get pleasure bot owners to buy whatever sub-par product these spineless corporations needed to offload.

The truth is, robotics had jumped the shark already. They didn’t need to sell robots as multifunction units anymore. These bots were only built to jerk.