I'm a big fan of airhorn bullshit

i would lay my life on the line for a cute stuffed animal. Twitter: @femsteverogers. she/her.

[agenthendersons]

The Ghoul Boys

[valtsv]

WHAT is your problem

i dont knowwww why are you mad at me :'( [my scorpion tail twitches ominously]

[gogandmagog]

I Spy Fantasy: A Book of Picture Riddles, photographs by Walter Wick

[parkchanwoohoo]

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[two-seventyone]

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

[speedlimit15]

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[lemonsweet]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[sparrow-va]

SHE'S A BRICK

MOUSE

[sparrow-va]

Visit Original Link

[galaxywarp]

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[lovelyslime]

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.