Harvard Lee

Captain of the fencing team at King's Row (mod: askblog yaaaaass)

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

did u talk to Aiden soup

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Not yet, I'm still trying to figure out what to write. Any advice?

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

IM GONNA EAT YOU. TALK TO AIDEN soup

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Again with the cannibalism???

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

TALK TO HIM. SOUP. GO. GO. TALK. COMMUNICATE. SMOSH READS REDDIT STORIES!!!!! SOUP.

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What does reddit have to do with this??? And I've tried! It's difficult!

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

did u talk to Aiden soup

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I...chickened out. But maybe I could try writing something and leaving it for him to find? But I'm not as good at poetry as he is...

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harv what shit could u POSIBLY b gettin in2 with aiden rn

@downincox

Nicholas!!!! 1, if you wanted to know I did sort of put it on the internet. 2, do NOT TELL ANYONE. Please.

[downincox]

I DONT READ HARV GIMME A SEC and lwk im probs gonna tell seisei butt he wont tell on u kk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

Of course you are... I really do not need it getting around to Aiden that I saw his poem, so please make sure Seiji knows not to mention it to anyone.

[downincox]

he wont tell dw he hATES talkng 2 aiden!!! also i think lwk u js gotta ask aiden yk??? like "hey i saw ur poem U LEFT IT LAYING OUT and do u wanna talk" js like. communicate ykyk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I have no idea how he'd respond!! Has it been too long to bring it up, will he wonder why I waited to tell him? I'm going to tell him. But I don't know how!!!!!

[downincox]

ahem. lemme cook. u 2 r casually hangin. dorm time. "yo aids crisis, the other day when i was cleaning i found a poem i think u wrote? it was rlly good man u should like pursue poetry" ok js start with that

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I don't think calling a gay guy "aids crisis" is a good way to start a conversation. Please say you haven't called him that to his face. But otherwise, that's... A good start. Thank you.

[downincox]

IM GAY 2 ITS OK ive called him it b4

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I'm still not calling him that, but I'll talk to him now. Wish me luck.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harv what shit could u POSIBLY b gettin in2 with aiden rn

@downincox

Nicholas!!!! 1, if you wanted to know I did sort of put it on the internet. 2, do NOT TELL ANYONE. Please.

[downincox]

I DONT READ HARV GIMME A SEC and lwk im probs gonna tell seisei butt he wont tell on u kk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

Of course you are... I really do not need it getting around to Aiden that I saw his poem, so please make sure Seiji knows not to mention it to anyone.

[downincox]

he wont tell dw he hATES talkng 2 aiden!!! also i think lwk u js gotta ask aiden yk??? like "hey i saw ur poem U LEFT IT LAYING OUT and do u wanna talk" js like. communicate ykyk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I have no idea how he'd respond!! Has it been too long to bring it up, will he wonder why I waited to tell him? I'm going to tell him. But I don't know how!!!!!

[downincox]

ahem. lemme cook. u 2 r casually hangin. dorm time. "yo aids crisis, the other day when i was cleaning i found a poem i think u wrote? it was rlly good man u should like pursue poetry" ok js start with that

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I don't think calling a gay guy "aids crisis" is a good way to start a conversation. Please say you haven't called him that to his face. But otherwise, that's... A good start. Thank you.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harv what shit could u POSIBLY b gettin in2 with aiden rn

@downincox

Nicholas!!!! 1, if you wanted to know I did sort of put it on the internet. 2, do NOT TELL ANYONE. Please.

[downincox]

I DONT READ HARV GIMME A SEC and lwk im probs gonna tell seisei butt he wont tell on u kk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

Of course you are... I really do not need it getting around to Aiden that I saw his poem, so please make sure Seiji knows not to mention it to anyone.

[downincox]

he wont tell dw he hATES talkng 2 aiden!!! also i think lwk u js gotta ask aiden yk??? like "hey i saw ur poem U LEFT IT LAYING OUT and do u wanna talk" js like. communicate ykyk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I have no idea how he'd respond!! Has it been too long to bring it up, will he wonder why I waited to tell him? I'm going to tell him. But I don't know how!!!!!

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harv what shit could u POSIBLY b gettin in2 with aiden rn

@downincox

Nicholas!!!! 1, if you wanted to know I did sort of put it on the internet. 2, do NOT TELL ANYONE. Please.

[downincox]

I DONT READ HARV GIMME A SEC and lwk im probs gonna tell seisei butt he wont tell on u kk

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

Of course you are... I really do not need it getting around to Aiden that I saw his poem, so please make sure Seiji knows not to mention it to anyone.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harv what shit could u POSIBLY b gettin in2 with aiden rn

@downincox

Nicholas!!!! 1, if you wanted to know I did sort of put it on the internet. 2, do NOT TELL ANYONE. Please.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

if he’s you’re best friend you shouldn’t have to worry about losing him!

ask him directly, or if you’re trying to find out who he’s interested in first mb probe subtley? He seems like he has a lot of people interested in him so maybe ask about his type or ideal date

Use that as a last resort tho, it’d be best to be up front if you really care about him!

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I'll try, but I really don't know if I'll be able to. I'm more worried than I thought I ever would be in a situation like this, and I don't think I'll be able to string a sentence together if I ask him about it. I guess I could ask one of my other teammates to 'probe subtly' but I don't think Nick or Eugene are good enough with secrets, and I'm not sure Seiji would be willing to help, especially after the prank war.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I need some advice. My roommate Aiden went out with a guy and asked me if I could tidy our room a little after the recent prank war. I agreed, but he'd left out a poem, which I read. I think I shouldn't have. It's incredibly well written, but it's also a love poem. I had no idea he was in love with anyone, and I don't know how to feel. Why didn't he tell me? I'm sure I could have helped. Aiden has a lot of experience with first dates, not so much with second ones, and it may be selfish but I'd like to know who he likes. He's been my best friend as long as I can remember, and I'm worried about losing him. Nicholas and Seiji, if you see this: say nothing. I put everything where it should be and haven't told him I saw it.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

in school I’d raise my hand during downtime and I’d just quote it at my teachers like a theatre monologue. “Professor… do you ever feel… like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind… wanting to start again?”

Do they ever recognise the song?

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

like a minute I have that entire thing memorized

Why would you do that to yourself?

[seijikatayama]

Prank war over. If not over, I’m out. I’m taking my parasite with me. Our dorm STILL smells of fart spray. There is still milk everywhere. The soup is gone.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I'm sorry for catching you in the crossfire. I'll pull out of the war and try to convince Aiden to do the same.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harvard do u ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again do you ever feel feel so paper thin like a house of cards one blow from caving in well did you know there’s a place for you you just gotta ignite the light and let it shine just own the night like the Fourth of July cuz baby ur a firework come on let ur colors burst make them go ah ah ah

This was oddly specific, so I asked Aiden and he says this is song lyrics. How long did you spend typing this?

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

harvard is it your evil hours soup

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I'm not sure what that means, and I'm not being evil. I am avenging my property.

[fencecaptainkingsrow]

I tested the spray. A single spray was enough to make me stumble backward, so I used the whole bottle on Nicholas's clothes. Naturally.