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Here is my Art Sona, its nameless but their stand-in name for this account is “Able”. You’ll most likely see this character in a lot of my posts.
I tbh I always had a weird thing for disembodied voices (TSP fans I know you’re reading/j)
I also wanna say this now THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE HE BECOMES THE HOST!!
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me.
WARNINGS: A few headcanons for The Author, one act of indirect physical violence, some foul language.
🖋️ The Author x Reader Shitpost Headcanons 🖋️
🖋️ He was having some writers block recently, he felt his plotlines becoming weaker by each paragraph. They didn’t read as scary as he wanted anymore and the tension didn’t last. So he decided he needed a change of scenery, a break from horror. Romance maybe?
🖋️ He went out for a stroll for inspiration. With every couple he passed, his eyes narrowed in thought. Honestly it was getting redundant, he was definitely coming up with ideas but wasn’t seeing any eye-catching people. He didn’t even give them chances because he knew if he thought up their own stories they’d be nothing more than boring.
🖋️ Then he saw you. Doing whatever the hell you were doing. He didn’t even realize it at first but he was definitely attracted to you in some way. Physically? Aesthetically? Emotionally? He had no clue which one but he definitely had a clue of one thing, you’d be great for his story.
🖋️ Oh you poor, poor soul. You woke up that next morning to a chilling breeze, only to find yourself on a tree stump in the middle of goddamn nowhere.
🖋️ The voice in your head was an immediate red flag. “[name] grazed their hands across the surface of the daisies that surrounded them.” You crossed your arms. “Nope.”
🖋️ Yeah… he didn’t expect you to be this resistant. It was sad really. He had a whole thing planned, you being a curious one exploring the area around you, finding a monster and befriending it until it ultimately YES HE PLANNED A MONSTER AND HUMAN ROMANCE HES TRYING NEW THINGS-
🖋️ At some point he noticed you testing the waters, asking him questions about what’s going on. He’s seen it many many many times before, and he was an ass about it, of course. Making tree branches slap you upside the head after you asked why he narrates in the Millennial cringe voice.
🖋️ “Why don’t you narrate this dick-“ he’s done with you. He just slammed the book shut and tossed it into the drawer of other abandoned stories.
🖋️ This ultimately left you in the woods to your own devices. It was scary to be honest, he just was GONE. Damn, right when the sun began to set too.
🖋️ Just hope you can find shelter before the sky turns pitch black.
I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me.
WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.
🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨
🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.
🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.
🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.
🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.
🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).
🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.
🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.
🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.
🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.
🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.
🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.
🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.
🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.
🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(
🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!
🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.
🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.
🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.
🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).
🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.
Tbh the idea of Mark being a night guard is so funny to me for multiple reasons
also sorry there are less headcanons than the others, I didn’t have many ideas for this as I thought I did
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me.
WARNINGS: Some foul language, inaccurate fnaf lore.
🍕 FNAFTM Night-Guard Mark x Night-Guard Reader romantic headcanons: 🍕
🍕 You thought it would be fun for you and your boyfriend to sign up for the night watch at an old restaurant. Sure it might seem a little boring but you get to spend more time together AND you’re getting paid for it.
🍕 Before you applied here you thought he was a badass but it turns out he’s biggest bubble blowing baby when it comes to his job. Just be glad you're here, otherwise he'd bring weapons to try hunting down all the animatronics.
🍕 He literally hates this place with a terrified passion. He tore down the poster in the office and turned the cupcake around so it’s creepy little eyes aren’t staring at him.
🍕 Probably calls you normal things like; Honey, Sweetie, hon, baby, etc...
🍕 Will definitely get distracted during the night shift, probably on his phone or playing with something on the desk. You’ll have to make him focus.
🍕 A goofy goober at its finest.
🍕 This man acts like he’s a brave boy when he’s facing danger, when in reality he’s shitting his pants.
🍕 He’ll flip off one of the animatronics through the window but cry like a little baby and cling to you when the power goes out.
🍕 Turns on a playlist to vibe to while working, which sometimes shifts into full on karaoke in the office. (just make sure to close the doors so the animatronics don’t try to join in-)
🍕 Even IF the animatronics are friendly (like in the musical) he’s not changing his mind, he will bitch-slap Foxy if he sprints down the hall one more time.
🍕 and then proceed to slam the door shut before he gets his face bitten off.
Personally, I like to headcanon E-Boy’s name as ‘Evan “E-boy” McF*ckboy’. He’s like 20, he works at a café, and he sometimes makes TikToks in the bathroom.
He’s so cringe incarnate, he does the “I know you are but what am I” bullshit when people tell him he’s being cringe.
Sorry his last name is censored, Tumblr won’t let me use big boy words for some reason ._.
FtM transgender Eric fans unite!! I think his dad would be supportive but in a way that’s just “You’re a boy now? That’s fine, I don’t care, just get back to work!”
Also I’ve finally figured out the headshapes for the characters!!
The shape on the left (with the giant chiseled chin) is mainly for the older characters. Ex: ages 25 and older.
The shape on the right (with the simple flat chin) is mainly for the younger characters. Ex: ages 18 through 24.
