Elf Fanatic @fenrufenrifenny - Tumblr Blog

So there was this dudebro by the unicorn making fun of how "sissy" it was. The horse actually moved closer to him. And I was all "You know, unicorns are attracted to virgins" and everyone laughed. The dudebro got so red and fled the scene. Don't mess with me at Renaissance Festivals I am in my element

#renaissance festival #unicorns #dudebros

oraclesofnorway

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

unclefather

Looks like a Cheeto with a plan

wheeloffortune-design

Are you telling me happiness actually WALKS to get there. No wonder I’m depressed.

defydamage

This is the cutest fucking thing.

copperbadge

What I’m seeing is that happiness is cheetos and green tea ice cream and I am frankly hard pressed to disagree.

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This is definitely my favorite one.

itsoktobetakei

oh this is wonderful

sadistmaximus-blog

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

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Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

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Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

vaguelyprolific

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

edgebug

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

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Harry Potter and the half-baked prince

estrogenpatchnotes

Harry Potter and the Dank Hallows

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nedsseveredhead2

A story of love and loss

genostrashcan-moved

Are you serious

#pokemon spoilers

greywardan

(remake)

harrypotterhousequotes

HUFFLEPUFF: “Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.” –Turkish proverb

#hufflepuff pride

luxwing

Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians

luxwing

And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay

Do you ever feel like no one would care if you just disappeared? Not like completely. I mean like "These people wouldn't care if I stopped going to this thing" or "These people wouldn't care if I stopped talking to them." And it's honestly the worst feeling in the world. And you don't want to tell anyone because you don't want to come off as selfish or attention-seeking. So you just sit there and say "It's fine" and keep on going, because it's the only thing you can do.

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