You’re going to be amazing.

Lauren. 29. Bisexual disaster. Ships/Prompts located here https://thatapostateboy.tumblr.com/post/755256868609409024/

[thatapostateboy]

finally tidied up my carrd page, feel free to check it out to see all of my video game OCs and worldstates (will contain spoilers)

my askbox is always open for any questions or fic requests!

thatapostateboy's ocs

thatapostateboy's ocs

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[queerofthedagger]

me, strongly dissociating, staring into space:

cunt-ass part of my brain swigging whiskey from across the room: yeah yeah you're not real we get it. that's not gonna get the dishes done and the trash taken out tho is it 🤨

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[lizawithazed]

#since buzz and woody dont have genitals the convention in toy story porn is for them to have sort of pseudoclits#in the form of the button that makes buzz's wings pop out and woodys voicebox pullstring respectively.#just in case u were curious. i learned this years ago under very clinical circumstances

Thanks, question: how do I unlearn this?

[nicodemite]

[stealingpotatoes]

coping mechanism <3

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[xenasaur]

one video game trope I cannot stand is lockpicks being disposable. how bad are you at picking these fucking locks that you're utterly ruining your tools every time

[nellasbookplanet]

The mighty nein's romantic entanglements are soo funny when you try to put them down on paper. Like. Jester is in love with Fjord, who has feelings for her too but also he was seduced by and slept with an evil cult leader, who was also the ex of his father figure, whose accent and mannerisms Fjord was mimicking while sleeping with her. Also the evil ex flirted with Beau, who then got her killed and stole her clothes. Beau was growing feelings for Yasha but then Yasha turned evil and had a dead wife so Beau slept with Reani (who was also attracted to Caleb and Essek) and developed a crush on Jester and then Yasha came back and she reciprocated but also she too may have had a crush on Jester, and also she invited Veth into a threesome with her and Beau. Caleb also has feelings for Jester and they never really went away and he thinks Fjord is really hot and he's being hunted by his two evil exes from his old polycule (who he's maybe planning to murder so he can use their bodies to fake his parents' death but none of them ever got over each other) and his best friend (who was married before she died and came back wrong) is in love with him and his feelings for her are more complicated than can be described in words and she’s the most important person in his life and he isn't necessarily in love with her but he is jealous of her husband. He and Essek were honeypotting each other for information but then they really liked each other but then Essek was evil and Caleb projected on him like crazy and now they grow green beans together. Molly flirted with everyone and slept naked in his and Fjord's room, but also all three instances of him expressed attraction to Caleb specifically and who knows where that would've lead had he lived. They’ve all seen each other naked (to search each other for evil eyes). Caduceus is there, eating popcorn.

[tadfools]

Addendum if I may be so bold op: Caduceus is there brewing tea

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[bodyfeeling]

where did op go?

[kineticpenguin]