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🌸ATTENTION ALL RABISSEXUALS!!!🌸

It’s okay if:

You foam at the mouth in public!

You bite your pet unintentionally!

You only have half-rabies or quarter-rabies!

A rabies episode goes on for more than two hours!

You hiss at your friends who don’t understand!

You give someone rabies without consent on accident!

You are valid! Your rabies are valid! Don’t let anybody get you down! uwu🌸

I don't understand how people ship Josuke x Jotaro becuase they're 1) uncle and nephew, and 2) 16 and 20 something. This isn't alabama

weavergrigori-deactivated202307

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Now that I have your attention, y'know how in golden wind Team Bucciarati have an 'unsolved' mystery surrounding the plane crash that the narrator says no one would be able to solve???

How many true crime cases in the JoJo's bizarre adventure world CAN be attributed to a stand or stand users???

D.B Cooper? Stand user

The Gardner museum heist? Stand user

Fucking ALCATRAZ?! Stand users.

As well as this, how many cryptozoology beings could just be stands? Fresno nightwalkers, mothman, they're stands??

Just, HOW MANY UNSOLVED CRIME CASES IN THE JJBA WORLD IS DUE TO A STAND OR ITS USER.

sxgar-bxnnies

remember in stardust crusaders when kakyoin fought the baby?? yeah of course like- everyone does but remember how when he tried to tell his team about it he technically couldn’t because where was the proof besides that wound on his arm ???

yeah same thing with narancia and the crush fight- both of those fights are rough for me to watch in the sense i just get irritated because the entire episode is kakyoin and narancia fighting for their lives alone because of a stand attack and while theyre doing it their friends think theyve gone insane

jjba-headcanons

Vento Aureo Characters During Quarantine:

Giorno: He goes completely stir crazy after one day. Keeps turning random objects into frogs and if he is not stopped he will create a new pandemic but this time it’s frogs.

Mista: Suffering but he’ll survive. Due to him shooting people with rubber bands everything descends into anarchy.

Bucciaratti: He’s coming out it with either a full head of grey hair or bald due to how much he’s been pulling at it. Being the mom of the group is hard. Probably because of Abbacchio. Definitely Because of Abbacchio.

Abbacchio: The main source of stress. He ran out of alcohol on day 3 and Bucciaratti refuses to let him get more. One third of his time is spent staring into space. Another third is spent glaring at Giorno. The last third is spent screaming gently as he does either of the other aforementioned activites.

Narancia: Tried to cut his hair by himself and failed (even though Bucciarati normally cuts his hair). Also fancies himself the cook of the household. His greatest creation was ice cream and french toast.

Fugo: Brought home penne lisce pasta because it was the only pasta available and subsequently got exiled.

sxgar-bxnnies

narancia would totally stand for acab y’all forget when he lashed out at those cops for arresting him even though he was innocent👀 this boy ran from the law since day one like hell would he ever trust in the system again after that especially

feral-iggy

That's why he is Leone's favorite