Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Headcanons!

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[jjba-headcanons]

Sometimes I think about reviving this blog.

Maybe it's time for me to rewatch jojos.

[deusluxuria]

kakyoin: tell me some cool marine biology facts, i'm so sad

jotaro: lobsters pee out of their faces

kakyoin:

kakyoin:

kakyoin:

kakyoin: nature is so beautiful

[deusluxuria]

ppl who grab their significant other's tiddy for emotional support:

polnareff @ abdul

gyro @ johnny

[deusluxuria]

everyone @ risotto because his tiddies have magical powers

[deusluxuria]

jolyne @ hermes because that's where hermes keeps the Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch And Fries Supreme For 6 Dollars At Taco Bell coupon

[deusluxuria]

abdul: the hottest part of sex is when i have to stop for a minute to take off my 30 pounds of jewelry and hundreds of other accessories and neatly set them in a safe place

[jjba-headcanons]

Reversed bababooey autotuned farts meme funny

[deusluxuria]

(all the stardust crusaders lying dead on the ground while peppy 80's dance music plays)

[jjba-headcanons]

Struggling to get over the fact that Mista's Japanese VA has voiced characters in multiple boys love anime.

This all started from me saying Kaeya's VA, who is Mista's VA, in Genshin Impact "has that yaoi vibe to it"

[jjba-headcanons]

You know what i miss? Right before the purge in December 2018 there was this tumblr labs thing where you could see a little tree of all the reblogs of your post/any post in general and you don’t want to know how satisfying it was. 

Now we just have theme/activity cosmetic updates that include, but is not limited to: Normal tumblr blue but slightly to the left, dark mode but it still somehow manages to hurt my eyes, and activity graphs that make me believe I’m colourblind for a moment because of how confusing the graphs themselves are.

[feastofsnakes]

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

[official-lucifers-child]

i am an arsonist and that is all that will ever matter to you, bitch

[jjba-headcanons]

I know there are some of you that hc nonbinary!kakyoin out there so have this content.

[jjba-headcanons]

Polnareff's wedding plans involve having parmesian boys sprinking cheese down the aisle instead of flower girls.

Avdol has made a point to never propose/accept a proposal from Polnareff just for that reason alone.

[jjba-headcanons]

Vento Aureo Characters as Cursed Images:

Giorno:

Abbacchio:

Abbacchio and Giorno:

Bruno:

Narancia:

Mista:

Fugo:

Trish:

Diavolo:

Polnareff:

Secco:

[jjba-headcanons]

Gyro would definitely admit his love to johnny after a few too many bourbons or whatever the fuck he drinks.Same for jjohnny. They deserve the happy.<3 <3

They deserve the best. The manga did them dirty.

[jjba-headcanons]

Sober sev here:

First of all Gyro already acts drunk why does he need liquid courage?

Second of all there is no way in hell that Gyro drinks bourbon. He drinks those cocktails that are like 5 different colours and come with a little umbrella.

I do agree with them deserving to be happy and the manga doing them dirty though.

[jjba-headcanons]

Gyro would definitely admit his love to johnny after a few too many bourbons or whatever the fuck he drinks.Same for jjohnny. They deserve the happy.<3 <3

They deserve the best. The manga did them dirty.

[jjba-headcanons]

I shoudl probablt post somehthing but im very not sober rn.

edit: yeah u pros shoundt have like 8 shots at home.  jesus autpcreect isnt on pc its fcucking me up. sorree

edit #@: im an adult don worry

[jjba-headcanons]

Kakyoin: Aren't you hungry?

Jotaro: I am. But I'm still not over the fact that last night when I was drunk I found a fly in my ramen and continued to eat it after picking it out.

[jjba-headcanons]

Kakyoin doing the ghost photoshoot trend in Cairo after meeting up with his friends except halfway through Dio doughnuts him and he ends the photoshoot as a real ghost.

[jjba-headcanons]

Jotaro’s wife feels like a third wheel whenever she, Jotaro and Kakyoin hang out. She can also see that Jotaro and Kakyoin are so very obviously in love with each other but so very obviously dumb as shit and are never going to realise it. 

Also, I firmly believe that Jotaro, absolute fuck up he is, introduces has probably never introduced his wife by her first name to anyone. And she just rolled with it. No one knows her name now.