Welcome to Shitposting Hell

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[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[valtsv]

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

[rowzo-deactivated20200524]

hits different now

[understands]

[mlmcare]

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

[mlmcare]

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

FOOL! while you were talking, my men have SURROUNDED YOU

YOUR BLOG IS OFFICIALLY UNDER SIEGE BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HOMOSEXUAL EMPIRE AND IT IS US

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the best dog trait is when herding breeds just try to herd children. nothing is funnier than a very confused slightly panicked toddler staring at you for answers and help as some well meaning aussie nips at their heels and tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

a child: help

me: i’m sorry but if that border collie wants you to stand by the picnic table, who am I to question that

[airsignz]

top 3 funniest things that i’ve read about animal crossing in the past couple days

1. that person on twitter saying they were genuinely being bullied by a snooty villager and also called it harassment

2. another person on twitter talking about how it’s fucked up to say that you shouldn’t wanna fuck animal crossing characters

3. this

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

this interaction literally ruined my day

[moxyinverse]

theres not one last name between them

[flawlessglamazon]

I REFUSE to let this get buried in the notes

[thatsbelievable]

[torgan]

going to begin using #3 AT ONCE

[ke5trel-deactivated20211114]

[spookcataloger]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[potoo-reblogs]

[lesbx]

who is philip and where’s he gettin all this head from 😳

[lesbx]

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[valtsv]

i love saying "dw" because it could mean "don't worry" but it could also mean "do worry". ominous. keeps you guessing.

[valtsv]

what the fuck is a doctor who

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

[king-monky]

Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy