FeralGator

Just your average dragon alligator doing whatever it is dragon alligator's do best

[corycatte]

snake-ish pokemon i all drew yesterday ahah

Shylock loves his snakes and reptiles haha

[feralgator]

It’s my birthday y’all! I turned 32 this year! ^u^

[min-play]

Loving the new update and Petri haS A BOW???

[feralgator]

Feralegion!!

[191195-deactivated20240210]

[babyanimalgifs]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe!  It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.

[jenniferrpovey]

More evidence that fish can play.

[dancing-coyote]

Trust me, if a nurse shark doesn’t want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They don’t bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.

This shark is, indeed, just chilling.

[ari-shipper]

This is just wholesome ♡

[anais-ninja-bitch]

sir

sir, you do not belong there

[cipheramnesia]

he has a permit, leave him alone

[anais-ninja-bitch]

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

[cipheramnesia]

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

[cipheramnesia]

This woman assured me I am authorized:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

[cipheramnesia]

that's what I thought ma'am but her lawyer assured me she was legitimate:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

[cipheramnesia]

what reputation

[anais-ninja-bitch]

fair enough. as you were.

[devinellekurtz]

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[boingmann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[tisfan]

thank you @agentliz

[northeastartist]

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

[findyouranchorpoint]

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

[ranger027-deactivated20211116]

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

[un-poco-locos-tacos]

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Watch the video, you won’t regret. XD

[catchymemes]

[dicksmasher]

THE CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM I’m dead

[rumwik]

Here’s some wintery totodiles!

[rumwik]

Your kind words have encouraged me to make more, so here’s another tiny bundle!

[rumwik]

Warming up my artist-y muscles with some paint brushed totodiles 🌈

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[lui-the-cute-snek]

I don’t think anyone posted this clip here yet (or at least I haven’t seen anyone post this), but I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately 

[hydro-homies]

Link in bio

[shinysparklyy]