caffienated misfortune

A witch finding his path again | 24 | DID System | pagan

[feralheehoo]

I just realized I could make a pinned post,,, soooooo,,, HAVE MY

Introduction!

Name: Collective

Following the Norse Gods, is very pagan, much witch

I practice witchcraft

I like music (and own a lyre and Kalimantan 👀)

I keep a bullet journal but don’t talk about it much

Debating on whether to study Norwegian or Russian for fun: I have books to teach myself either

Loves DND, HLVRAI, Destiny the Game, the Long Dark, Stardew Valley, Ark, Warframe, and the memory of Unus Anus

Also can crochet and am working on several neat projects

Have DID, Bi-polar, psychosis, ADHD, chronic fatigue, and am also autistic oh and we’re a trans male

Likes to talk, like a lot, but feel incredibly stupid when I do

Oh and I write fan fiction and am working on an original story

Our Blood Is Made of Coffee and we’re good at divination (rune stones, tarot cards, pendulum reading, and we’re learning to scry with a black mirror we made and also use playing cards for divination)

A very homebody type of person but also unfortunately tired all the time

Our current hyperfixation is -Destiny 2

[arkarti]

Happy 1 year anniversary of ISWM

Twitter: X

[soapytreachery]

It’s exactly midnight for me, that means 413 :)

Godtier designs are by Coffeecats900.

[mylensview2022]

Ghost: *calls Osiris*

Osiris: What is it Ghost? Ugh do you even know what time it is? (Yw: nO) (Saint-14 in the back: is that the Guardian?)

Ghost: Hi! Yeah Are threadlings like Cats or dogs? (Yw: Looks like a squirrel tho - aA-)

Osiris: Wh-(Yw: im okAy-ooF- ) Didn’t you say threadlings were a by part of your rift??

Ghost: uhhhhhh YeaH but, this one is …more domestic???

Osiris: how on earth could that-

Ghost: *turns on video feed*

Yw: “Yeah so funny thing”- scrEEEe ෴⁠ 

Osiris: our place in 20 mins. (Saint: *gets out of bed* I’ll go prepare some hot chocolate)

Ghost & Guardian: okey ;-;👍

[jojotier]

on homestuck day were should all change our icons to this

[triptychgardener]

[biouxp]

Uh I don’t think I’ve posted this here yet?? How

[alethiomancer]

Good morning!! I decided I wanted a more positive spread to work with today, so I made this! It’s a simple three card spread asking:

1- Theme of the Day

2- Good news about the Day

3 - Your highest energy for the Day

xoxoxoxox Alie

[brain-of-rain]

A poor unfortunate soul.

Despite its soft, nest like appearance, the Eliksni has a grave fear of birds.

[noxstipula-deactivated20230703]

other fandoms: shipping a canon character with your character is cringey don’t do that

destiny fandom: every guardian is dating crow. all of them.

[jei-rifni-syah]

People on discord making good requests but then i twist their words (This one was “Draw Savathun steal the light”)

If you folks have any doodle requests or ideas feel free to send em to me theyre really fun to do in my free time

[mylensview2022]

Strand Hammock 😴

[volflamm]

Traffic accident in Neomuna

[himejoshikomaeda]

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that

[mossandeyes]

screamed in the office at these tags

[cherryflavoredbutch]

my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"

[visenyaism]

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[visenyaism]

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

[dj-crack]

tumblr, April 1st

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 17010 days 19 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal