on your chassis. stealing your batteries.

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[houseofmcallister]

I'm reinstating my pinned. Where to find me on here! (aka: my three blogs that are publically attached to me)

This is my Main Blog! I post disperate anythings on here!

@kaz-identified is my Destiny blog! I post about my rewrite of the games, my ocs, and generally anything on there! A lot of writing and art! and my EDITS!!!!!!!!!

@breaking-controller is my video game journalism blog! I post about gaming news on there! (rarely)

@normal-wolf is my oc sideblog i use sometimes

@i-give-warrior-names is my warrior cats gimmick blog

I have a few gimmick blogs I rarely use, they're not important. Go check out kaz-identified.

KAZ AND SHEPARD ARE THE SAME PERSON, KAZ IS A NICKNAME

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[pukicho]

I express contempt by getting to know you and getting close to you and then marrying you

[santana-cruz]

you think this is funny but straight men are genuinely like this

[gumi-megpoidd]

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

[gumi-megpoidd]

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

[pukicho]

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

[pukicho]

He lived for one nanosecond

[lukois]

*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*

[fallout-lou-begas]

[runcibility]

[waving] Hi, hello, it's me, the person in the OP's screenshot! Is this a thing we're doing now?

Let's talk about why you see those checkmarks and why I don't hide them.

Mostly, you can read it here.

I understand we like to hunt people who express cringe ideas for sport, because it's a great 30-second sop to mop away the powerlessness that we all feel in modern late stage capitalism. That's a fantastic way to end up bitter, alone, and hollow - I've sure seen that play out over the years.

The current owner of tumblr sure seems to me to be a slop-addled egomaniac who's increasing irrelevance in the world of tech is eroding the myth that most tech ceo's have propped their egos up with - which wouldn't matter if the fallout didn't happen to land on so many people (and so many of those disproportionately trans). The best damning endorsement I can give is that he's a social network CEO that isn't throwing nazi salutes at fascist rallies or gutting public policy that will kill millions more or inciting racist pogroms, all as part of trying to find relevance. It sure puts a dirty fucking smog over all of this.

But also, you don't have tumblr at home. You don't have it anywhere else. Separate from what you may think of the owner of this site, it's a fucking wonder and miracle that this weird funky garden still exists at all in the endless suburban hell of green monoculture lawns on all side. And when it gets paved over for shareholder reasons or some other bullshit, there's not gonna be anything on the sides or periphery that will re-seed it elsewhere.

The days where another social network site that will let even half the shit we yell about here, with any reasonable large group interaction, are over.

I haven't grabbed any new checkmarks in a couple of years. But I'm not deleting them either, because this is all we really have left. I remember the boxed in and narrow fucking world before the internet, before dial up BBS's. Nobody knew shit about fuck, and it sucked and that's where we're getting herded in the direction of.

Figure out the right direction to throw a punch, for fuck's sake.

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[cardassiangoodreads]

#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[gryffon]

[teaboot]

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

[frankendykes-monster]

[ookap]

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[prokopetz]

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

[prokopetz]

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

[fagrrot]

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

[tropicalscream]

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

[sdqubeley]

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair