jigsaw child

An independent OC blog about a horrible alien child

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They stomp and huff.

“My name is NOT ‘pspsps’! It is Vanvyez the greaterest of greats!”

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okay now a colored doodle to make up for the year of neglect vanx has faced

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u see this on the bus at 3 am, do you sit by them

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secodont​:

HE LOWERS THEM AGAIN,  then holds Vanx to his chest,  shifts to hold them within their secondary paws in order to free one of his larger hands.  It strokes along Vanx’s mane soothingly.

❝ We don’t threaten for food, ❞  he says (likely predictably to them),  yet regardless — ❝ I will take you out to eat.  Only if we wash up first. ❞

Ever feline in nature, Vanx leans into the petting. A chittering sound starts in their throat: Vanx is purring, now, too. They’re agreeable as ever, as they nod along to Ardaka’s terms.

“Yes, yes. Okay! I can wash up: watch me, now.” They lick the length of their hand, before dragging it across their face. They lick her hand, again, and reach up for Ardaka’s face.

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secodont​:

OH FUCK.  Ardaka almost grimaces,  but instead just grits his teeth and prepares for the ear-piercing screech.  His poor ears.  

Despite the ringing in his head,  with a rush of fondness,  he reaches down with paws outstretched,  picks Vanx up around their midsection,  and then lifts them up into the air like a sacrificial offering to a sun-god.

❝ Scream again,  maybe the stars will hear you up there! ❞

They curl up the way all kits naturally do in pouches; only they have far outgrown such luxuries (As if the kit had ever known them), and instead set their own paraemters. Although, their tail still wags freely: a clear indication to their absolute elation. 

“I only needed your ears. Now feed me at once! Before your fingers become mine.” 

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@secodont​

Deep, deep, oh so deep, inhale, before they screech in the key of banshee:

“PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

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@secodont​ || Continued from here!

She always hoped for the chance to surprise him, but her excietment soars at at the easy catch and lift. Gangly limbs sprawl out for a moment, before curling in again (Although the tail never stops wagging).

A clicking purr starts somewhere in her throat with the nuzzling, and she stares down at him with all of the enthusiam of the cosmos.

“YES! But,” she plants either of her hands on either side of his face, “someday you will be caught by me instead. And I will laugh like this: Hahaha. It will be a day of victory.” 

[everythingfox]

Vicious wolf and dog encounter caught on video

(via)

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@feralincarnate​

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@vin-robles​ ha respondido:  ['pop goes the weasel' plays ominously in the distance]

feral brain goes RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN.

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an itimized list of vanx’s greatest fears

pirates

vin

ardaka

vin, again

snakes

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sliske is now vanx’s second favorite person because he can full on chuck her at the wall, and really, that’s all she ever wanted

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shadowtongued​:

             ❝   𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑳, 𝑯𝑶𝑾 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫 𝑰 𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾? 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑨𝑷𝑬𝑿 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑺, 𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵'𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼? I’m sure you’ll find something, even if it’s the leg of a chair,” he states, never stopping the faux ego patting to this disturbing AMALGAM of a child. It’s kind of charming and amusing, really. “What do you usually eat that doesn’t make you sick?” Maybe he would consider finding something for her to MAIM, just for entertainment.

             Besides, babysitting isn’t too hard with her being so easy to string along. Terrifying time outs could be prepared. Might even get a reward or favor out of keeping her safe and DISTRACTED for awhile. 

She laughed. It was exceptionally haughty for someone her age, and maybe just a touch too stilted—implying some rehearsal had been involved.

“My dad says that our bodies are SO full of chemicals that we can eat almost anything. One time I dranked a WHOLE thing of gasoline, and I thought that it was DELICIOUS.”

There was a moment where she just smiled to herself, apparently enamored by the memory of having explosive chemicals sloshing around in her stomach; however, realization slowly dawned on her, and her face hardened into a grimace. She set her shoulders and pointed an accusatory finger at him.

"Wait, I probably could eat you!” She held out one hand, while she hitched the other at her hip—her tapping foot making Vanx the picture-picture example of indignation. “Give me your eyeballs, you liar.”

[secodont]

              ❛  𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳,  𝙽𝙾𝚃  𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙾𝙳.  ❜       —      written by xeno.

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everyone has an inkling of what has been going on, and has seen some good ways to help, but honestly, if there’s any americans that are living in “the radical left demonrats are all commie liars”-esque situations, then feel free to just throw yourself into my dms. we can grieve or rage or whatever you need. i just know there’s a big difference between feeling that hurt and actually getting to put words to it.

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the situation on capitol hill right now for anyone who is confused: https://twitter.com/canyonIarrie/status/1346904524615680000

list of states being targeted by white supremacists: https://twitter.com/ENFPreee/status/1346938604313079808

THREAD OF PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP EVACUATE DC AND THREAD FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP: https://twitter.com/chadismz/status/1346922475846684673

thread of tweets offering ubers & places to stay: https://twitter.com/H0NEY00SUNG/status/1346940361311211522

thread of people who are helping people in DC: https://twitter.com/juzosuke/status/1346932911010795521

thread with a lot of BIPOC who need donations: https://twitter.com/jihanbit/status/1346909463660396550

thread of some Black folks with ongoing/unmet fundraising: https://twitter.com/disrupthehuman/status/1345796165426667523

more black people who need donations: https://twitter.com/MEANLESBlAN/status/1346931214180089859

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@vsentis