Lois Lane

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armageddon sentence starters

so what’s the verdict?

um, hey, you wouldn’t be able to tell us who killed kennedy, would ya?

just tell ( name ) that, uh, that i’ll always be with him / her. okay? can you do that?

i love you, pal.

( name ) , i love you! don’t ( name ) ! wait a minute! ( name ) , no!

components. american components, russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

in a situation like this, you-you really don’t wanna take the advice from a man who got a C- in astrophysics.

looks like i’m going to have to break that promise.

and i’m so proud of you, i’m so scared. i’m so scared.

i know it baby. but there won’t be anything to be scared of soon. 

makes you feel good, doesn’t it?

some of these guys are pretty big.

oh, you didn’t see that one, huh?

uh, those are nothing. Uh, they’re the size of basketballs… and, uh, volkswagens, things like that.

i wanna name her ( name ) after my husband / wife. he’s / she’s a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

for god’s sakes, think about what you’re doin’.

we’re here, nobody down there can help us.

if you’re trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.

to tell you the truth, i’m kind of encouraged.

guess what guys, it’s time to embrace the horror!

i’m stepping outside.

how long you work for me?

in five years you have never apologized to me this quickly. something’s goin’ on here, i’m gonna find out what it is.

have you ever heard of evel knievel?

no, i never saw star wars.

yeah, i remember this one. it’s where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an acme rocket.

just tryin’ to have some fun before i died!

because i’m a genius.

your backup plan. you gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?

okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. thanks. that’s all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

we have a national security matter.

god, i hate knowing everything.

i’m gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then i’m gonna make you shoot me.

why do i do this? because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?

you got any more bullets in that gun, ( name ) ?

have you lost your mind?

haven’t turned you down once. not about to start now.

i don’t mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but do you think we’ll get hazard pay out of this?

nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right?

well, i can’t live with that sort of thing.

this is one order you shouldn’t follow and you fucking know it!

baby, do you think its possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

‘fraid I dont know crazy willie, sir. i’m dead serious about this.

tell me you never let anybody down.

i never told anybody this before, but i hate flyin’. so it would be an awful shame to die now.

that’s why i told you “touch nothing”. but you’re bunch of cowboys!

you know it’s all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

i just… i wanted to say that i’m sorry about everything, and… i got something coming up, something kinda big. you just might be proud of me.

i am not crazy! i’m just a little emotional right now, ok?

who’s that for? mr. ed? you stick that thing in me, i’m gonna stab you in the heart with it. you ever see pulp fiction?

great, i got that “excited/scared” feeling. like 98% excited, 2% scared. or maybe it’s more - it could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that’s what makes it so intense, it’s so - confused. i can’t really figure it out.

everything good that i have inside of me i have from you.

you wanna go home? is that it? you wanna be fired?

thought you said you couldn’t trust him / her.

i thought you said I could.

somethings not right, too much time has gone by. we’re going back to do it ourselves.

i understand that you were handicapped by a natural immaturity, and i forgive you.

i ain’t gonna kill him. i’m just gonna take a foot off of him. a man can work with one foot.

talk about the wrong stuff.

excuse me? am I wearing a sign that says “ ( name) ’s slave”?

i tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that jethro tull is just a person in a band.

just for the record, this is a very bad idea!

come on, god, just a little help. it’s all I’m asking.

this is so much fun, it’s freaky!

god, it sucks up here.

i-i really don’t think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.

well cause it’s sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, i mean putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. i don’t know why i thought of that, i just…

baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.

i told you, you took wrong way, wrong road.

why don’t you just do humanity a favor and just shut the hell up?

you don’t look too healthy, you’re not gonna die on me are you?

wow, this is a goddamn greek tragedy.

does this look okay to you? does this look okay?

this is turning into a surrealistic nightmare!

this place is like dr. seuss’s worst nightmare!

are we staying or going, staying or going. come on, make up your minds!

welcome back, cowboy.

well it’s about time, i haven’t thrown up in about an hour.

if anybody’s anybody, i’m han and you’re-you’re chewbacca.

chewy? have you even seen star wars?

if i wasn’t a christian, i’d be throwing your fat, pinapple eatin’ ass through the window!

hey pinhead, why don’t you go find your own party.

here, you can buy yourself a neck.

[startermemes]

Gravity Falls Starter Sentences #3

“We’re here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town.”

“Listen kid, you do not want to hear this voice sing. Trust me.”

“Man, these movies are a lot less scary when you’ve actually fought real zombies.” 

“Oh, no! I thought he was joking!” 

“I’m not sure I wanna get involved in your weird mini-blood feud”

“Looking for someone?”

“Hey, I found two tacos!”

“Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.” 

“I’d never do a favor for you!”

“Hey, wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds?”

“Man, it has been so long since I’ve inhabited a body. Whoo!”

“Wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?” 

“Man, this game is amazing! I don’t know why anyone abandoned it.”

“Oh, man. You have such a nice laugh.”

“This is literally too dumb for me to care about.”

“Sorry, I was thinking of somethin’ funny I heard earlier.”

“Look, you gonna explain what’s going on, here?” 

“You’re acting like Mom after her tenth cup of coffee.”

“Hey, uh, easy there. Let’s talk this through, okay?”

“You want it back, you’re gonna have to try harder than that!”

“My hormones are like a SWEATY CAGE!”

“TV taught me that high school was like some sort of musical..”

“My body is a temple! How dare you!”

“Aw, man! This has gone from bad to worse!”

“Oh my gosh! This is crazy. I’m-I’m losing my mind. We have to get out of here!”

“Whoa. I liked you better before you talked.”

“How did things get so messed up between us?”

[feroxipsum]

     “Well, I’m just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence and you're not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.”

[feroxipsum]

Like for a starter from Lois.

[feroxipsum]

    “Well, I’m just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence and you're not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.”

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