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Kristen. Scorpio. INTJ. Ravenclaw. Interests include history, food, makeup, GAMES, and the occasional fandom type stuff.

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #thor and add it to #music, you end up with #france.

[festinalethe]

Moving Blogs

For a number of reasons I am moving my personal blog (as opposed to my gaming blog) to a new place: astaryal! it’s still a work in progress and there’s nothing on it yet, but should you want to continue to see my presence on your dash I shall be there!

This blog will be kept as a memento for myself, as I’ve had it since I was 18. It’s a good chronicle of my life during college and I have lots of fond memories on it. 

But I will not be posting on this one any longer!

[pissyeti]

cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is

[moderndaymoor-deactivated201506]

Don’t apologize for your English!!! You are trying!! You already sound so good!!! You know more than one language, probably several others and you are an amazing person!!!

[mooncactus]

if you are a young thing i have one piece of advice for you:

being enthusiastic and happy about things you love is more important than being apathetic and snide. you will go so much farther in life spending energy on and talking about something you love than wasting energy on only complaining about or making fun of something you don’t. 

don’t focus on mocking others for being genuinely excited about something. focus on the things and people you love. 

[festinalethe]

October when it's 45 degrees: what have we done to deserve such a fate *puts on 3 layers of clothing, a winter coat, 2 pairs of gloves, and boots before setting foot outside*

March when it's 45 degrees: god has blessed us with a beautiful day honestly i feel inspired *opens windows, goes outside with no jacket, smiles at strangers as they pass by*

[openmarginalis]

Diagram of the brain by unknown author, England ca. 1300 via Cambridge University Library on Wikimedia Commons, Public Domain

[festinalethe]

me: *finds 30 chapter fic at 2 am*

brain: hoe don't do it

me: *clicks chapter one*

brain: oh my god

[newwavegei]

How long must we suffer

until Ouran High School Host Club gets a remake/season 2

HOW LONG

[festinalethe]

What each sign is known for doing

aries: fighting

taurus: eating

gemini: talking

cancer: whining

leo: bragging

virgo: cleaning

libra: flirting

scorpio: murdering

sagittarius: traveling

capricorn: working

aquarius: creating

pisces: dreaming

[mademoisellelapiquante]

Stardust - 2007

[gohufflepuffyourself]

When customers ask how I’m doing I generally reply with “can’t complain” because they think I’m doing alright but literally I can’t complain I’ll get fired

[festinalethe]

the signs as fruit trees

Aries: Persimmon

Taurus: Apple

Gemini: Lemon

Cancer: Coconut

Leo: Orange

Virgo: Fig

Libra: Mulberry

Scorpio: Pomegranate

Sagittarius: Olive

Capricorn: Black Cherry

Aquarius: Lychee

Pisces: Avocado

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

the worst thing about zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you don’t care it’s basically impossible to avoid scrolling to check what fruit tree your sign is

[festinalethe]

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"

Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"

German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"

English: This chair is a object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are insane.

Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.

[sansgod]

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

[just-shower-thoughts]

The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.

[itstherealjay]

Platinum, gold, and tungsten never lose their shine and silver plated with rhodium doesn’t tarnish. If you get saved by a knight in shining armor, that knight probably has money out the ass