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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

stevetomjohn

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

carpegin

“47 month old”

dragongirltitties

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

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i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

mudskipmcqueen

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

poovellamkettuppar

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

nerds-geeks-fangirls

47 month old

fey-walsh

I'm all for unique names but Christ there is a limit.

I was watching Wall-E today and at the same time was looking up sterek....

Guys they are the same. Stiles is Wall-E and Derek is Eve. Like it totally is them. Its so right. I’m laughing so hard at this revelation

#sterek #wall-e #shippinghardcore #OTP

heyerette

"Behind the scenes…" (x)

fey-walsh

And Peter made fun of Ian falling asleep on set.

closetshipping

thorin genuinely doesn’t understand how bilbo can be ashamed of his body, since he thinks it’s the most beautiful sight he’s ever laid sights upon.

aka cheesy middle earth dorky boyfriends at it again

fuckyeahhdragonballzyaoi

Enjoying the spoils….

koesharchive

Adorable kisses ( ´////ㅂ////`)

non6ix

I know your probably terribly busy, but do you think you could draw tiny bilbo and Thorin at Christmas? Just bein there cute selves?

Christmas is one of my favs i bet i will do this again during the holiday

COZ SANTA!THORIN AND KNIT HAT!BILBO ARE SO CUTE

Like all I can see is when God was giving Adam and Eve all all their new human powers and like new body stuff God was like yeah Adam you get strength and muscles and being powerful in a macho man way with a penis. Eve you get a vagina and boobs and bleeding every month with cramps and pain and bloating and we mention the bleeding and the possibility of also having unplanned pregnancy even while you're bleeding. so she was like fuck that. No. And ate the apple as a fuck-you-too for all that "womanly" shit. Eve. Woman's first rebellion.

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Mermaid and The Magician! By Taki Hajime I honestly loved this story! It was cute ♡ But warning! DO NOT Read if you do no enjoy anything of the following themes: Forced Sex/rape? Themes Tentacle sex/sea creature sex

werepires

pretty sure it’s been done before (and I did it rather crappy) but oh well, fixed this for justaholmesboy

how do you put in the original post???

I’m inexperienced welp

dylan-ohbrien

Hi dear sterek shippers. Here are fics I’ve read lately that I want to share with you (because they are amazing and we all need amazing sterek fics in our lives). My favorites are ***. You can look at my sterek fic recs here (updated today) :)

Thank you to all the wonderful writers of this...

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Prompt: stiles calls sheriff's while babysitting Scott's kid because he's trying to remember the Stilinski baby rash remedy but deputy Derek picks up the phone and stiles has to justify calling the police.

"Beacon County Sheriff’s Department," a gruff voice answers.

Stiles stops and looks at the phone in surprise, still bouncing Hannah on one hip. That…is definitely not his dad. Fuck. He must have accidentally called the station instead of his dad’s personal line. Again.

"Uhm. Hi," he says lamely.

There’s a pregnant pause before the voice on the other end says, “Hello.”

"Can you patch me through to Sheriff Stilinski?" he tries. He doesn’t immediately recognize the voice, but there’s a good chance he’s met whoever it is at least once.

Another pause. “Is this an emergency?”

Yes, Stiles wants to say, but he’s not exactly sure how to justify needing his dad’s patented diaper rash remedy as an emergency. Hannah’s rash isn’t even that bad, but Scott’s been calling him every half hour to ask him to check on it, and drop totally unsubtle hints about how his mom said the sheriff might be able to help.

"Kind of," he settles on. "Uh. What’s your name?"

There’s a huff, like the guy on the other end is losing his patience, which, rude. “My name is Deputy Hale. What’s the problem, sir?”

fey-walsh

Lol

bleep0bleep

CARRIE! :) I don't mean to be a bother but i'm working all weekend and i'm currently tortured by a certain monthly affliction that a werewolf boyfriend would certainly come in handy for so i was just wondering if maybe you could write some fluffy derek/stiles kid!fic to help ease the pain a little? thanks for always being so amazing!

[I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON BB HAVE SOME DE-AGED RIDICULOUSNESS]

Scott just stares for a second. “Holy shit, what was in that goop?”

They’ve managed to defeat that ridiculous mischievous trickster spirit that had been wreaking havoc all over Beacon Hills. It had exploded into a mess of sparkly purple goop, which had apparently transformed anyone within the blast radius… into a toddler. And “anyone” meant that both Stiles and Derek were now chubby-cheeked baby versions of themselves.

Scott recognizes Stiles as the same bright eyed kid he met on the playground in preschool many years before, and Stiles immediately begins screaming in confusion. Derek on the other hand is quiet and looks suspiciously around, holding onto the over-sized henley he’s now wearing, staring at the pile of jeans around him.

Kira giggles. “They’re so cute!” She reaches out and pinches Stiles’ cheeks.

"AHHH!" Stiles shrieks. "Who are you? Where’s my mom?"

"Stiles— Stiles, it’s okay, it’s me, Scott!" Scott says, crouching down so he’s on Stiles’ level.

Stiles examines him for a moment. “Scott is my age, ‘n you’re all grown up,” he says.

"No really, I’m Scott. You peed on my sandcastle when we were kids."

Stiles grabs his face, poking it with his little fingers, eyes wide.

"You’re grown up too, just…um, there’s was an accident, but we’re going to fix it!" Scott says earnestly.

"Okay," Stiles says.

Derek meanwhile is staring up into Scott’s face. “You’re an Alpha werewolf,” he says, lip wobbling. “Mommy said if I ever get lost to talk find the Alpha. Can you take me home?” he asks with a slight lisp. He raises up his chubby little arms expectantly.

Scott automatically picks him up, holding him in his arms.

"Carry me too, grown-up Scott!" Stiles wails.

Scott has one kid in each arm, both of them drowning in ridiculously large shirts.

"Say cheese," Lydia says, holding up her phone.

"Wait, Lydia, no—" Scott protests.

"Believe me, I am going to be taking pictures of this entire thing until it gets fixed, this is hilarious," Lydia says grinning.

Which is how Derek finds himself a week later, staring at a laptop at a video of his four-year-old self talking solemnly to the camera.

"When I grow up, I’m going to marry St-Stiles," baby Derek says sincerely, looking up at the camera with a shy smile.

Scott is laughing in the background, and then Lydia’s voice says, “Oh really, why’s that?”

"Because St-Stiles is the best, and he gave me his blanket to share and brought me apple juice to drink after I said it was my f-f-favorite," Derek says, smiling happily. He’s missing two of his front teeth.

fey-walsh

Yush

hooksmistress

*Mad Hook smutty goodness*

Jefferson sat in the corner booth in Granny’s watching the pirate flirt with anyone who paid him attention, did he honestly think he could get someone to willingly spend the night with him after the whole Cora fiasco? He must be madder than me He thought, as he...

fey-walsh

Love it! More Please!