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Magpie; 26 y.o.. Atlanta, GA. Gender fluid. To keep it simple, I prefer the neutral pronouns they/their. I have an irrational fear of strangers, gnomes, and the smell of burnt rubber. Owls, bees, tea, and the color chartreuse are my favorites.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[abistengelenler]

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[ambientwitch]

[phantomsteed]

“do you rodents think you can handle a semicircle” is making me lose my damn mind

[shoelace-and-friends]

This mouse is absolutely gay 

[afacelesschampion]

The Kidz Bop cover of Old Town Road will break you.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Kids Bop what is you doin?

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

[triple-q]

[thatshapeami]

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[1212121212212-deactivated202101]

my friends girlfriend made Chad and Incel sims with Sans as their dog

[pissvortex]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mmm haha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ahaha mmmm

[hustlerose]

dr pepper

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mm ahaha mmm

[hustlerose]

mmmm

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

haha mm

[hustlerose]

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[bonkage]

overwatch: yeah we want you, but not the dirty one roadhog:

[roselalonde]

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

[cyberdramon]

That’s cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing

[chunk-e-cheeks]

Hrrnnggg… Colonel…. I’m trying to crawl through the ball pit but I’m dummy thicc and my ass cheeks keep slapping every ball towards kids at mach 5

[beysexuality]

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation