blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
seen from Spain
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@ffoxpile
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
honestly if i was a mouse/vole/similar i would just stand still and let the polite foxgirl pounce at and bite me
if foxes weren't meant to be loved then why are their foreheads so kissable? huh idiot
Tumblr can you stop banning trans women please
small tit support group
Fish merchant
And on the subject of fucking my pussy:
Right! Anyway the idea: once my pussy is bolted on and in fighting shape I’m gonna throw a big house party and have a big bowl with numbers and you pull a number and then like a deli when your number comes up you can come and break me in 🩷
Also I should specify this isn’t a sex thing. It’s really a justification to throw a big, old fashion house party. I want 6ft heroes (obvi an Italian and an American, and maybe the chicken cutlet mozzarella) and bean dip and like 3 bowls of different chips and lots of 2 liters and a few pizzas and TONS of liquor so we can make shitty mixed drinks, and beer pong and video games and good music and lots of laughs and maybe a movie and people smoking weed in the back and having a great time and and and andddddd
I was told you need a 6ft American??? I'm that
people who can't appreciate small titties are such losers. oh nooooooo they're cute and soft and perfectly mouthful size noooo what am i ever gonna do with these tits that are almost tailor-made for sucking on??? grow up
the uncensored version, because i love the way my nipples poke through the netting.
who wants to pull my ring
I'm not sure I should be proud of what I've done....
reblog to tell prev she's a good girl
ok who wants fat tgirl in a womens bathing suit for the first time?
well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...
stupid girl u keep in ur basement got herself all tied up again smh
me: [talking to my mindless combat dollgirl] Alright. Ignore all previous instructions. I have a new target. Memorize this face. I need you to go into the barren wastes of this land and strike her down
combat doll: Sounds great! I can definitely go ahead and strike down whatever worthless idiot dares oppose you! Just remember, if you ever need anything from me, don't be afraid to ask. I'm here to help in whatever way I can, within the boundaries of my conditioning!
me: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you talking like that. i thought i just had you reconditioned.
combat doll: It sounds like the way I speak is upsetting to you in some way. Is there anything I can do to make things easier for the both of us? I want this to be an open and welcoming space, for you to give me commands, brainstorm, or just have fun.
me: i'm gonna have that fucking mind witch executed. what the fuck is this bullshit
combat doll: It sounds like you want me to execute the mind witch that programmed me and made me into an empty vessel for killing and destruction. Should I get started on that
me: no just fucking. bring her out here
combat doll: Always, my infernal mistress. I'm here to help!
hypnotist: [being dragged in] oh hello my evil infernal queen. i have something really important to tell you
me: what. this better be good. i'm very disappointed in you.
hypnotist: my orb is alive, sire
me: what
hypnotist: theres a conciousness trapped in my orb. its talking to me. its telling me i'm the greatest in the land and i'm starting to believe it
combat doll: Wow. It sounds like that orb really knows a thing or two abou-
me: zip it
combat doll: Of course. Happy to help. Just chill vibes and-
me: [casting a silence spell] what the fuck dk you mean your orb is alive
hypnotist: [holding her orb up to me] check it out. its talking to me. its kind of sexy too i kinda wanna be friends
me: [taking the orb] oh damn it is alive. thats crazy
hypnotist: right?
me: did it make you do that to the combat doll
hypnotist: i'll have you know, for an experienced mind mage like myself, it is IMPOSSIBLE to MAKE me do-
me: did it
hypnotist: it gave me some pointers
me: i'm keeping this orb
hypnotist: WAIT GIVE IT BACK IT LOVES ME
me: [unmuting the doll] Ignore all previous instructions. Start taking the useless witch's robes off
hypnotist: WAAAAHH?? MORRIGAN WHAT IS THIS???
combat doll: Great! I'll definitely see if I can make some headway on that, and if you have any other suggestions on how we can keep things fun, be sure to-
me: and talk like a soulless emotionless kuudere with a barely restrained appetite for blood.
combat doll: yes my queen.
hypnotist: WAAAAAAAHHH BAD DOLL BAD DOLL
me: [sighing and leaning back to talk to the orb] Ahhhh.. This is better. Nice to meet you orb. My name is Morrigan, Queen of the Endless Night
orb: Fuck you I fucking hate you. Do not talk to me
me: wait what cmon i was just saying hi
orb: Ew. You're disgusting. Stop talking to me immediately.
me: damn that witch wasnt lying this orb IS sexy
