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may hemmings sister | friend | sassypants

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Just give me the bong.

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Big Hemmo Little Hemmo

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iMessage ➙ ( List ) Tour Squids.

Calum: Or have Luke smack a hacksaw against my gorgeous neck and behead me?

Calum: same thing

May: did you just call your neck gorgeous?

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iMessage ➙ ( List ) Tour Squids.

Calum: If anyone's planning anything fun, count me in because I am bored and thirsty for attention

May: We could always get really drunk and have sex?

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May continued her actions as her tongue moved against his. With her free hand, she managed to unbutton his pants, making it easier to pull down.

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‘M not a lightweight. I had more than you could ever handle. 

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You are such a lightweight, Foster. Argue all you want, but you know its true.

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I don’t wanna go home. I wanna go to the hotel. I have people to do and things to see.

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You know what I meant. Lets go, lightweight.

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Not while you’re here. That’s nasty Maymay. 

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I didn’t mean--- Uhg, come on, let’s get you home, doofus.

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But what if you kept all your clothes on and just like…had sex? Is it public nudity to just do it discreetly. What if you had a cool taxi driver?

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You can’t have sex with all of your clothes still on. Some parts have to come out.  But you go try it and see what happens.

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Do you think if a taxi driver drove backwards, he’d actually owe us money? Do you think if someone had sex back here they’d owe him more?

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I’m pretty sure its illegal to have sex in a taxi.

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text: open

Michael: I don't love you

Michael: So, this is only an emergency if you're bleeding.

May: what

May: MICHAEL I AM HURT

May: why don't you love me??? i am amazing

May: i got a paper cut this morning i bleed that counts

May: PLS

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“Don’t mind if I do.” The girl mumbled against his lips as her hand moved down his pants, palming him through his boxers.

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text: open

May: pls get me some pringles

May: and maybe more spliff if you love me

May: it is an eMERCENGY

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“Any other surprises?” She asked, as her hips grinded against his.

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What am I doing? Nothing really.

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You wanna go do something then? I’ve got Luke’s credit card.

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I didn’t know you had a tattoo.