Just give me the bong.

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@ffs-mayhem-blog
Just give me the bong.
Big Hemmo Little Hemmo
iMessage ➙ ( List ) Tour Squids.
Calum: Or have Luke smack a hacksaw against my gorgeous neck and behead me?
Calum: same thing
May: did you just call your neck gorgeous?
iMessage ➙ ( List ) Tour Squids.
Calum: If anyone's planning anything fun, count me in because I am bored and thirsty for attention
May: We could always get really drunk and have sex?
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‘M not a lightweight. I had more than you could ever handle.
You are such a lightweight, Foster. Argue all you want, but you know its true.
I don’t wanna go home. I wanna go to the hotel. I have people to do and things to see.
You know what I meant. Lets go, lightweight.
Not while you’re here. That’s nasty Maymay.
I didn’t mean--- Uhg, come on, let’s get you home, doofus.
But what if you kept all your clothes on and just like…had sex? Is it public nudity to just do it discreetly. What if you had a cool taxi driver?
You can’t have sex with all of your clothes still on. Some parts have to come out. But you go try it and see what happens.
Do you think if a taxi driver drove backwards, he’d actually owe us money? Do you think if someone had sex back here they’d owe him more?
I’m pretty sure its illegal to have sex in a taxi.
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Michael: I don't love you
Michael: So, this is only an emergency if you're bleeding.
May: what
May: MICHAEL I AM HURT
May: why don't you love me??? i am amazing
May: i got a paper cut this morning i bleed that counts
May: PLS
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May: pls get me some pringles
May: and maybe more spliff if you love me
May: it is an eMERCENGY
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What am I doing? Nothing really.
You wanna go do something then? I’ve got Luke’s credit card.
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